{
  "description": "\"[i]Grrrrhhhh...Fuck, duuuude... Ya know... I may be a Tight End on the Football Field... But after a long, hot, sweaty practice... All I’m thinkin' about is a Tight End to stick mah shaft into... But first, sniff mah fuckin' ripe-ass feet, bruh! Ya can have my gnarly funked-up socks too as a souvenir... Grrrreheheh...[/i]\"\n___________________________________________\n\nHappy Paw Day '26! I love smelly football players! And Crunch13 definitely fits that mold for being my model~"
}