{
  "description": "Gordy from Middlemost Post.\nCommissioned by MasterInkBlaster.\nArt by Bob-Jiggles.\n\n[quote]h4.Gourdin' Gordy\n\n\"Sometimes, when you're a little green guy living on Mt. Middlemost, you gotta do what you can to pay the bills, and ol' Gordy'll do whatever you want to make those ends meet.”[/quote]"
}