{
  "comments": [
    {
      "body": "Gotta make sure all the plants in your garden are properly pollinated",
      "created_at": "2025-06-11T16:35:21.260-04:00",
      "creator_id": 53548,
      "creator_name": "Malfunkshun",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9114202,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2025-06-11T16:35:21.260-04:00",
      "updater_id": 53548,
      "updater_name": "Malfunkshun",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "Wwouuldd",
      "created_at": "2025-05-25T10:03:49.247-04:00",
      "creator_id": 2142189,
      "creator_name": "Knkypuppr",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9075886,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2025-05-25T10:03:49.247-04:00",
      "updater_id": 2142189,
      "updater_name": "Knkypuppr",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "[quote]\"jesterwow\":/users/1683825 said:\nHehehe sex the plant\n[/quote]\n\nSex the plant indeed",
      "created_at": "2025-05-02T05:03:56.400-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1377938,
      "creator_name": "Ambooba",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 9023997,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 1,
      "updated_at": "2025-05-02T05:03:56.400-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1377938,
      "updater_name": "Ambooba",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "The clouds are blushing lol",
      "created_at": "2025-04-19T13:23:04.723-04:00",
      "creator_id": 318180,
      "creator_name": "FL911",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8995580,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 1,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-19T13:23:04.723-04:00",
      "updater_id": 318180,
      "updater_name": "FL911",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "That's a fun bit of variety!",
      "created_at": "2025-04-16T19:26:49.997-04:00",
      "creator_id": 9414,
      "creator_name": "wolfywetfurr",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8989521,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 2,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-16T19:26:49.997-04:00",
      "updater_id": 9414,
      "updater_name": "wolfywetfurr",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "glad so many people are hopping on the piranha plant movement the art that has been coming through has been stunning 🥺",
      "created_at": "2025-04-14T07:23:16.432-04:00",
      "creator_id": 275019,
      "creator_name": "Stooty_Lil_Guy",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8984224,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 1,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-14T07:23:16.432-04:00",
      "updater_id": 275019,
      "updater_name": "Stooty_Lil_Guy",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "Noice",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T21:07:01.928-04:00",
      "creator_id": 205060,
      "creator_name": "jamwam",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8983191,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T21:07:01.928-04:00",
      "updater_id": 205060,
      "updater_name": "jamwam",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "[quote]\"nanarmouse\":/users/1108658 said:\nDid anyone count how many times that guy nutted? Hot damn\n[/quote]\n\n8 times.",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T17:50:17.532-04:00",
      "creator_id": 167387,
      "creator_name": "LFurX",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8982895,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 1,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T17:50:17.532-04:00",
      "updater_id": 167387,
      "updater_name": "LFurX",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "hell yeah",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T13:00:30.149-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1801161,
      "creator_name": "user_1801161",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8982425,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T13:00:30.149-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1801161,
      "updater_name": "user_1801161",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "[quote]\"ambooba\":/users/1377938 said:\nWords cannot describe how hot this is\n[/quote]\n\nHehehe sex the plant",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T12:52:05.660-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1683825,
      "creator_name": "JesterWoW",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8982411,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 4,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T12:52:05.660-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1683825,
      "updater_name": "JesterWoW",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "A whole new meaning of plant based food ",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T10:49:40.639-04:00",
      "creator_id": 2049495,
      "creator_name": "PetiteFurry",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8982209,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 3,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T10:49:40.639-04:00",
      "updater_id": 2049495,
      "updater_name": "PetiteFurry",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "PSA to not go up to wild piranha plants and try to stick your sick in them. These ones were raised in captivity and imprinted on people.",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T10:31:36.522-04:00",
      "creator_id": 817476,
      "creator_name": "Bone300-206",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8982179,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 23,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T10:34:14.181-04:00",
      "updater_id": 817476,
      "updater_name": "Bone300-206",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "Did anyone count how many times that guy nutted? Hot damn",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T05:44:00.599-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1108658,
      "creator_name": "Nanarmouse",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8981764,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 9,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T05:44:00.599-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1108658,
      "updater_name": "Nanarmouse",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "It might bite his dick off at any moment as far as I’m concerned.",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T04:55:28.082-04:00",
      "creator_id": 2124528,
      "creator_name": "catchingswings",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8981704,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 0,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T04:55:28.082-04:00",
      "updater_id": 2124528,
      "updater_name": "catchingswings",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "[quote]\"ambooba\":/users/1377938 said:\nWords cannot describe how hot this is\n[/quote]\n\n“Plant”",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T04:30:46.389-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1250731,
      "creator_name": "Anon_y_mouse",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8981673,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 108,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T04:30:46.389-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1250731,
      "updater_name": "Anon_y_mouse",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    },
    {
      "body": "Words cannot describe how hot this is",
      "created_at": "2025-04-13T04:28:07.201-04:00",
      "creator_id": 1377938,
      "creator_name": "Ambooba",
      "do_not_bump_post": false,
      "id": 8981667,
      "is_hidden": false,
      "is_sticky": false,
      "post_id": 5500645,
      "score": 42,
      "updated_at": "2025-04-13T04:28:07.201-04:00",
      "updater_id": 1377938,
      "updater_name": "Ambooba",
      "vote": 0,
      "warning_type": null,
      "warning_user_id": null
    }
  ]
}