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      "body": "last one is basically an armoured penis with blades",
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      "body": "This shit’s so magnificent",
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      "body": "how would that last one not hurt twt",
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      "body": "[quote]\"freudian\":/users/1521756 said:\nThey’ve got designer penises\n[/quote]\n\nThey bought the expansion pack",
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      "body": "Now, despite the odd one of the four (the one getting fucked) this is actually really good! \n\nI promise I mean no harm by calling him odd I promise",
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      "body": "it was a trick, he doesnt have sweat glands",
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      "body": "Maybe he could take them all, but he could orgasm only once, and he actually took them 1 at a time :P",
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    {
      "body": "Reminds me of a certain meme also very well done.",
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      "body": "Yessss protogen animation!!",
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      "body": "The proto with the fuckin christmas tree I used to draw in second grade for a penis is crazy. Where do I buy one?",
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      "body": "That last proto is packing heat with so many spines its a knotted pinetree dick!",
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    {
      "body": "... and now all at once :D",
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      "body": "They’ve got designer penises",
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      "body": "Three loads of thick sperm inside bowels. You're spoiling us",
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    {
      "body": "damn OK man",
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    {
      "body": "i mean, he did",
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    {
      "body": "That's some fun variety! ",
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