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      "body": "'NOW, ME AND YOU, WE ARE DANCING ON THE EDGE OF LIFE AND DEATH'",
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      "body": "[quote]\"snufflesnuf\":/users/2072200 said:\nAwww, okay.\n\n*sticks it up his butt instead*\n[/quote]\n\nInstructions were unclear, replaced arm with shotgun.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"mfdk09\":/users/2310602 said:\nUM WHAT??? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?\n[/quote]\n\nYeah, much better now, thanks for asking.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"hmcsquilava\":/users/73341 said:\nI almost attempted this once. Even dry fired to see if my toe could reach the trigger. Thankfully I snapped out of it before I chambered a shell.\n[/quote]\n\nUM WHAT??? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?",
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      "body": "Just saw the Pink Valley Doom Mod from my friend... I could see her having a mental breakdown and her possibly killing a small city like the \"protagonist....\" Be warned, no one is spared....",
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      "body": "[quote]\"temp7\":/users/441762 said:\nPostal 2 has pretty much replaced Postal in cultural memory.\n[/quote]\n\nWe don't talk about postal 3. Kinda wish someone backwards engineered it to be a funnier Max Payne like.\n\n\"The Health Pipes would ease the pain\"",
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      "body": "[quote]\"maria_kauffman\":/users/181778 said:\nKinda, I only imagined her taking no pleasure. Basically like Postal 1 levels of paranoia.\n\nBtw, don't see a lot of Postal 1 art. Probably a reason for it. ...I doubt it's the elementary \"level.\"\n[/quote]\n\nPostal 2 has pretty much replaced Postal in cultural memory.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"temp7\":/users/441762 said:\n\"Kinda like this?\":https://e621.net/posts/5160119\n[/quote]\n\nKinda, I only imagined her taking no pleasure. Basically like Postal 1 levels of paranoia.\n\nBtw, don't see a lot of Postal 1 art. Probably a reason for it. ...I doubt it's the elementary \"level.\"",
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      "body": "[quote]\"maria_kauffman\":/users/181778 said:\nI expect this person to draw a cub shooting some  cameras with them in sight, but also killing people off in escalating brutal ways.\n\nLike a shotgun kill of a SWAT officer down a hall then blasting his head for good measure.\n[/quote]\n\n\"Kinda like this?\":https://e621.net/posts/5160119",
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      "body": "I expect this person to draw a cub shooting some  cameras with them in sight, but also killing people off in escalating brutal ways.\n\nLike a shotgun kill of a SWAT officer down a hall then blasting his head for good measure.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"espritsoft\":/users/1959747 said:\n\"I guess that's it.\"\n[/quote]\n\nShe did imitate it once...In the live\ntoo bad💀\nR.I.P. Ronnie, and Vero",
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      "body": "\"I guess that's it.\"",
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      "body": "She looks so happy\nI'm gonna cry",
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      "body": "I almost attempted this once. Even dry fired to see if my toe could reach the trigger. Thankfully I snapped out of it before I chambered a shell.\n\nAlso, is bad_trigger_discipline really a relevant tag here? It's rather clear that she intends to take a shot to destroy something at the muzzle end, but that may just be my gun pedantry talking.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"aleena_lighthoof\":/users/140662 said:\nAh... the old Remington Retirement Plan...\n[/quote]\n\nI would prefer that retirement plan any day of the week.",
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      "body": "I foresee no way how this could possibly end badly.",
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      "body": "cute Vero🐱",
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      "body": "[quote]Health and Safety disclaimer: do not fellate firearms.[/quote]\n\nAwww, okay.\n\n*sticks it up his butt instead*",
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      "body": "Good",
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