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      "body": "[quote]\"avgmedicmain\":/users/2365017 said:\nShe doesn't have a violent bone in her body\n[/quote]\n\nOf course she doesn’t. Sharks are made of cartilage.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"kerflurval\":/users/289015 said:\nI think you are thinking of S(t)urgeons:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon\n[/quote]\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/kUrpXTlBkVc\n\nIronically, the shark emergency room is responsible for 40% of the injuries admitted to the shark emergency room.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"thegoonguardian\":/users/2459780 said:\nthe existence of a nurse shark implies the existence of a doctor shark\n[/quote]\n\nThere are at least doctor fish, as far as I know. \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_doctor",
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      "body": "[quote]\"thegoonguardian\":/users/2459780 said:\nthe existence of a nurse shark implies the existence of a doctor shark\n[/quote]\n\nI think you are thinking of S(t)urgeons:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon",
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