{
  "created_at": "2026-04-05T14:49:53.909-04:00",
  "id": 273844,
  "original_description": "Oh no!  The valve on the faucet broke.  Do the girls run and get the creepy janiotor?  Do they walk away slowly and pretend that they had nothing to do with it?  Do they look for the valve that shuts off the water to the yard?  Do they just ignore it, because it's the school's problem, and they can still use it to wash their feet?  Or maybe they...",
  "original_title": "E-G-Town",
  "post_id": 1495807,
  "translated_description": "",
  "translated_title": "",
  "updated_at": "2026-04-05T14:49:53.909-04:00"
}