{
  "description": "[i]Nothing to do on a cold winter's day... nobody at home...[/i]\n\n[i]Just me and my mulled wine loaded with experimental penis and butt-growth chemicals.[/i]\n\n[i]They're from my private stash. It's not private because it's secret (although it is)... It's private because it's for my parts.[/i]\n\n[i]Want some? It feels good to pull your pants down and expose yourself in the sanctity of your own home, I promise. Have a seat next to me! I've got a cooling rod swizzle stick with your name on it...[/i]\n\n\n-ˋˏ ༻❁༺ ˎˊ-\n\nDrawn by [fa]Simonaquarius[/fa]. Do you like this one? I think Simon did a great job on it. Like Frostbound told me when I posted this on his discord, we need more sophisticated hypers. I'd have to agree, especially with dapper outfits like this one!!\n\nThe Cozy Winter merch drop this year was [b]insanely[/b] good. I've never been tempted to buy all the secondary character stuff before, even for characters I'm normally super indifferent about. it's a shame that they're such limited FOMO-type pieces, but I splurged on a bunch of Stolas stuff for Christmas - [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488105301434695700/1449402463592386640/StolasCozyWinterStandee.png?ex=693f6d7b&is=693e1bfb&hm=45fdac29ebfd81c192d2cbdb3354541f31ccac1764cbc4673ef2a80d0f140888&]his Slutty English Professor vibes are unmatched[/url], although I have to admit that he turns [i]whatever[/i] he puts on into a Slutty version. I had to get this drawing too, while I was at it - just like with [url=https://inkbunny.net/s/2776862]the Summer Stolas pic[/url] a few years back I got paying tribute to another really horny bit of merch. As far as I'm concerned this is closer to a really good canon base size for him. 💞\n\nHope you're all staying very warm~ ✨"
}