{
  "description": "Corin heard about hamster cage passes making you stronger, and decided to get a hamster cage for tiny Lycaon so he'd have a way to get stronger too. he doesn't have the heart to tell her that that isn't how that works, and getting some exercise would be nice anyway, so he plays along. and now Corin is here for moral support!\n\nand Ellen is...also here!\n\nthis concept worked better in my head"
}