{
  "description": "[quote]>Imagine being a kind of guy who's too embarrassed to buy the electric-resistant condoms at the local pokemart because the cashier you've become acquaintances with would know EXACTLY who you're porking on the reg. So you resign yourself to a dick that can't cum unless it's buried deep inside your luxray's 5V tailhole and the odd involuntary muscle spasm throughout the day. What a life.\n[/quote]"
}