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      "body": "[quote]\r\nMesquake said:\r\n\r\nWouldn't want to have anyone stopping the fun prematurely. We're in for a long haul.\r\n[/quote]\r\n\r\ni have a feeling that the chain was meant to keep out slutty sisters",
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      "body": "[quote]\r\nSpaghettis81624 said:\r\n\r\nanyone else see the chain on the door?\r\n[/quote]\r\n\r\nWouldn't want to have anyone stopping the fun prematurely. We're in for a long haul.",
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      "body": "anyone else see the chain on the door?",
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