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      "body": "You would have liked my idea less.\r\n\r\nI didn't know there was such thing as a pizza hut maid dress.",
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      "body": "Would you have rather it would've been Dominos instead?",
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      "body": "Nah it's perfect xD",
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      "author": "JP",
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      "body": "Is the wizard hat part of the dress?",
      "created_at": "2026-02-24T05:19:58Z",
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      "body": "Bless the vomiter for spreading awareness of the pizza hut maid dress,",
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      "author": "Its A Trap",
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      "body": "[@Setsugekka](/images/3771495#comment_11438280)\r\nWhile I put on some saxophone music and pretend I have no money",
      "created_at": "2026-02-24T03:22:01Z",
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      "author": "Setsugekka",
      "avatar": "https://derpicdn.net/avatars/2025/7/4/ad981ad8-5908-11f0-828f-0acb55a19cd7.png",
      "body": "You promised! Now take the empty pizza box and pretend you're delivering.",
      "created_at": "2026-02-23T23:44:25Z",
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      "author": "ScandiAnon",
      "avatar": "https://derpicdn.net/avatars/2025/5/18/aed982c8-33a2-11f0-88ff-02420a010002.png",
      "body": "based",
      "created_at": "2026-02-23T22:52:47Z",
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      "updated_at": "2026-02-23T22:52:47Z",
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      "author": "ABronyAccount",
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      "body": "The Noid tires of being avoided. ",
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