{
  "description": "You might wanna invest in some flood insurance, because this is gonna be happening for a while. And by \"a while\", I mean however long Leafeons live for.\n\nOh, but I hear you saying, \"It'll be fine, I don't even live on the same continent as [wherever this little freak lives idk]\".\nTrust me, it won't matter.\n\nActually, don't even bother with the flood insurance. Just sell your house and get yourself a nice boat instead, preferably sometime soon. Like, really, [i]really[/i] soon."
}