{
  "description": "Today, the 4th of August, is the big man's day.\nBe it you're celebrating with another koopa, you turn yourself into one, or celebrate it with the king himself, you know\nThat the only proper way to celebrate this day\nIs to get together with your nearest Bowser\nAnd make sure that he has a great time!\n\nAnd of course... worshiping the big guy is a perfectly acceptable way to go about that!\n\nLET IT BE KNOWN\nThat I'm uploading this pic at precisely 00:30 on the 5th of August in my time-zone\nWhich is exactly half an hour later than I would have liked to upload it ;w;\nI tried so hard to be on time... but failed by a measly few minutes.\nI guess its the same every year, but I TRIED SO HARD!"
}