{
  "description": "<p>Don't you think Vermont looks better as a pregnant cow? I think so, too. It's a good thing he's so distracted, because one more pull of his collar and I'm gonna make it permanent.</p>\n\n<p>Artwork by my wonderful spouse <a href=\"/~agroalba\" class=\"user-icon\"><img src=\"/~agroalba/avatar\" alt=\"AgroAlba\"></a> via <a href=\"/~owligatorstudios\" class=\"user-icon\"><img src=\"/~owligatorstudios/avatar\" alt=\"OwligatorStudios\"></a>.</p>\n"
}