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      "body": "[quote]\nDillophone\n[/quote]\n\nPersonally I prefer Dildophones. They have, um... better haptics.",
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      "body": "He's absolutely adorable!\nIs that a blush I see?",
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      "body": "\"Dillophone\" sounds like it'd be more of a phone accessory company, selling shells for smartphones.",
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