{
  "description": "<p>\"Great! Now that the hardware upgrade has succeeded, you can install your birthday software update~!\"</p>\n\n<p>\"Byte me...\"</p>\n\n<p>(A birthday doodle for <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/user/avelican/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">Avelican</a>. I'm sure they're thrilled to bits, bzzt~)</p>\n"
}