{
  "description": "<p>Oh no! Someone's been teasing RK a bit too much, and now he's really self-conscious about that ticking time bomb between his legs, and how tingly, drippy, and huge everyone made it. Better run for cover, because that thing's about to explode!</p>\n\n<p>Yep, still on that hyper kick, and went to <a href=\"/~icedragondee\" class=\"user-icon\"><img src=\"/~icedragondee/avatar\" alt=\"\"> <span>icedragondee</span></a> for my fix.</p>\n"
}