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  "description": "<p>The \"Ask the Cast\" series officially returns with the forty-ninth edition. And the forty-ninth question is for Clara and Evergreen . . . have they considered joining a marching band? And if so, can we . . . get a view of their feet?</p>\n\n<p>Suffice to say, Evergreen's made it unmistakably clear that she's the Goddess of Life and Fertility - not the Goddess of Music and Festivities. And just as she makes that announcement, her grandson (in his first-ever appearance) starts scratching away at his fiddle. Unfortunately for the little goat, he's not very good at it either. Clara can't help but make a connection to the popular French comic \"Asterix\", with her mentioning Cacofonix the Bard - a Gaulish bard who sings so terribly that he can make it rain...</p>\n\n<p>Meanwhile, Clara makes it clear that she isn't any good at music either. Rather than join a marching band, she'd rather spend her spare time, surfing the waves off her island home. Poor Evergreen's learned the hard way that she's terrible at surfing, however.</p>\n\n<p>As for the feet portion of the question, well . . . we may not have gotten them in a marching band scene, but we got 'em in a surfing scene. Surf's up!</p>\n\n<p>Want to ask my original characters a question, and get their responses? Please subscribe to my Patreon at <a href=\"http://www.patreon.com/raccoonpioneerstudios\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\"><b>RaccoonPioneer Studios</b></a>.</p>\n"
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