{
  "description": "<p>Me: \"This <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/user/summertownmall\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">SummertownMall</a> thing is pretty cute, I should do a thing with that sometime.\"</p>\n\n<p>Also Me: \"Wait, my teenage years featured 100% less bumming around malls with friends dressed in trendy late-'90s/early-'00s fashions, and way more holing up in my room listening to shareware MIDIs and mainlining Tolkien and the old James Blish <em>Star Trek</em> novelizations.\"</p>\n\n<p>Me: \"Yes, <em>and...?</em>\"</p>\n"
}