{
  "description": "<div><p>A human stands confused among at the center of an endless sea of identical, glossy lion mascots, their exaggerated cartoon faces frozen in ecstatic grins.<br>Shiny surfaces catching the light as the lions swarm in joyful, synchronized joy.<br>Even the woman have glossy manes.  <br></p>\n<div><p>Every mascot belts out a bombastic caricature of a hammy game-show host, each syllable strained through an over-acted, larger-than-life persona that never quite lands naturally, pure theatrical imitation dialed to eleven</p></div></div>\n"
}