{
  "description": "<p><em>Looks like Alex has gone and got himself into a bit of a whiffy wicket - attached via nose piercing to a pungent Boaz backside while gulping down a large quantity of his homebrewed lemonade. One can only wonder how he got himself into such a predickament.</em></p>\n\n<hr>\n\n<p>How Alex actually managed to get in this situation is anyone's guess - a feral can't do it, intelligent or not, and given Boaz is a farm mutt, one would reasonably suspect the farmer.</p>\n\n<p>Art by <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/user/darkmare\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">darkmare</a> - original located <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/view/47797237/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">here</a>.<br>\nBoaz the Bull Terrier belongs to <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/user/darkmare\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">darkmare</a>.</p>\n"
}