{
  "description": "You buy some Bluey sleep pants at Walmart only to find that Chili isn't on them. WHAT?! Bluey, Bingo, and Bandit are, but why not Chili? In your confusion, the universe seems to correct its mistake.\n\nBased on real events. I'm wearing the same pants that triggered the writing of this very story right now! Bluey is there. Bingo is there. Bandit is too. But is Chili, their Mum, on there? NO! Why the heck not?! I'm sure I'm making a mountain out of a molehill, but if you're gonna but Bandit on them, why give Chili the shaft? \nAnyways, enjoy a silly little story I wrote. The shortest one I've written, I think. Only 900 words.\n\nAs always: share with your friends, drop a fave, leave a comment\n\nFor the PDF: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/60717963/"
}