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"writing": "On that day in England, Rebel was still behind bars and still a little wounded from the fight with Boxer.\n\nRebel: That was one crazy dog, and so was Tyzon. Well, I'm glad it's over now.\n\nThen he looked at his penis.\n\nRebel: At least this calms me down.\n\nBut then, a nice poodle named Emily saw him sad.\n\nEmily: Excuse me?\n\nRebel looked up and saw her. He was surprised to see a beautiful poodle in his sight.\n\nEmily: Are you okay, Mr... Umm.\n\nRebel: Rebel. Just call me Rebel.\n\nEmily: I'm Emily. Are you okay, Mr. Rebel?\n\nRebel: I'm good. But I'm still a little injured.\n\nEmily: I see. Tyzon is the worst. But he's out of the picture. So we're all okay now.\n\nBasset hound: It's true. Name's Danny.\n\nGreat Dane: That's right, mate. I'm William.\n\nRebel was grateful to hear that, but still upset.\n\nDachshund: Hey, you still look upset. By the way, I'm Jenny.\n\nRebel: Hi, Jenny, William, Danny. I'm just upset that I lost a battle. And that's not all. Look what the maniac Boxer did to my butt.\n\nRebel showed his rump to everyone. It was teared up.\n\nJenny: Oh my. (faints)\n\nEmily: Dear me.\n\nWilliam: Good heavens.\n\nDanny: That looks like it hurt.\n\nRebel: I know. That's it. I'm going to escape this facility.\n\nWilliam: We're going too, brother.\n\nIt was still the middle of the night. The five were planning their escape. Jenny peeked outside of her cell.\n\nJenny: Alright, the cost is clear.\n\nShe squeezed through the bars and was free.\n\nRebel: Quick, now get the keys.\n\nJenny: Got it.\n\nJenny snuck in the front office and saw the keys.\n\nJenny: There they are.\n\nShe reached and grabbed the keys. She ran back to the others.\n\nJenny: Got them.\n\nJenny quickly unlocked the cell doors. The four dog friends were out.\n\nDanny: Nice work, Jenny.\n\nJenny: Hey, what can I say? I am a dachshund or sausage dog after all. Now let's bail out of this joint.\n\nWilliam used the keys for the front door. Everyone ran as far as they could. But another dog was watching them. A big dog.\n\nIt was night. They all were in the woods.\n\nDanny: Well, hot diggity dog. We're free. No offense there, Jenny.\n\nThey all howled.\n\nRebel: We're finally out. I could just lick myself clean.\n\nRebel started licking his cock. Everyone was shocked and surprised.\n\n(Everyone looking at Rebel shockingly surprised)\n\nRebel: What? Too much? At least it's better than the pound.\n\nEmily: True. By the way, your cock looks handsome.\n\nRebel: Oh. Um. Thank you. (starts blushing) But I still feel like a small chihuahua just bit my spot.\n\nEmily: Oh no. Where? Here? (touches Rebel's paw)\n\nRebel: Oh, yeah.\n\nEmily: And here. (touches Rebel's butt)\n\nRebel: There too.\n\nEmily: Even here? (touches Rebel's penis)\n\nRebel: Ooh. That's it. You can keep going if you want.\n\nWilliam: I think sex is a splendid idea.\n\nDanny: Then let's start now.\n\nThey all started rubbing and licking each other's bellies, butts, and penises.\n\nJenny: (sighs) This feels so good.\n\nDanny: Yeah. I love tummy rubs and weiner rubs.\n\nWilliam: It sure is relaxing.\n\nRebel: Yeah. It is. And love the breasts in your fur, Em.\n\nEmily: Oh. (giggles) Why thank you. (licks Rebel's penis and his cheek)\n\nRebel: Wow. That was nice and sexy.\n\nJust then, they were getting hungry.\n\nDanny: (stomach growls) Aw. My belly is talking to me.\n\nEmily: (laughs) No, silly. It means you're hungry.\n\nDanny: Oh. I mean... I knew that.\n\nThen the dogs smelled something.\n\nAll: Sausages.\n\nDanny: No offense, Jenny.\n\nJenny: (laughs) Don't worry. I know what you mean.\n\nThey went up the grass and saw the hot dog cart.\n\nRebel: Alright, I have an idea. Danny, play dead, while we grabbed the sausages.\n\nDanny: Of course, old chap.\n\nDanny was out on the road, then a car was driving towards him. So he dropped with his tongue out pretending to be hurt.\n\nHot dog person: Wait. Stop.\n\nThe car stopped. Everyone saw Danny on the ground. The other dogs snuck past the crowd and in the alley.\n\nWilliam: Okay. Now.\n\nThey snuck past the people again and grabbed all the sausages.\n\nEmily: Okay. Let's go.\n\nThey all ran back in the woods.\n\nJenny: (whistles) Danny, come on.\n\nDanny: Okay.\n\nDanny got back up and ran past all the people. They were all enjoying the sausages.\n\nJenny: Now that is hot dog, and delicious.\n\nThey all laughed. As they were eating, they all saw a lonely husky named Sheila, a german shepherd named Dave, a beagle named Dante, and a chihuahua named Nancy.\n\nWilliam: Excuse us.\n\nThey all spotted them and came to them.\n\nDave: Yes?\n\nWilliam: Are you all okay?\n\nSheila: Yes, we're okay.\n\nDante: We're just hungry. (stomach growls)\n\nRebel: Well, sit down, old chaps. Join us for dinner.\n\nEmily: Yes. There's plenty for everyone.\n\nJenny: Danny!!\n\nDanny: Fine. I guess you can have some of mine too.\n\nNancy: Aw. Thank you, mates.\n\nThey all started eating.\n\nDante: So good.\n\nRebel: Yep.\n\nThen Rebel and Emily kept eating until they pressed on each other's noses.\n\nRebel: Oh. Sorry.\n\nEmily: (giggles) That's okay.\n\nThen they started with sex again. But the same big dog was spying on them again. Sheila got the feeling.\n\nSheila: Huh? Who's there?\n\nRebel: Um, us.\n\nSheila: Not you guys. I'm getting this feeling that we're being watched.\n\nRebel: Wait, I'm getting that feeling too.\n\nEmily: So am I.\n\nDante: Oh no. Not animal control.\n\nDanny: We're not going back to that pound.\n\nThey got ready to fight the animal control. But it was actually the dog wearing a hood.\n\nRebel: Another dog?\n\nDog: Yes.\n\nDave: Well, sorry. If you're hungry, we ran out.\n\nDanny: Follow us. We'll find more food.\n\nSo they continued their walk. Just then, Rebel saw the Buckingham Palace.\n\nWilliam: The Buckingham Palace. Maybe they'll help us.\n\nNancy: I don't know. Only royals are allowed.\n\nDog: No. We must.\n\nThey came closer, but some guards stopped them.\n\nGuard 1: Halt.\n\nGuard 2: Sorry. No dogs allowed. But the royals.\n\nNancy: See.\n\nJust then, Rex and Jack came out to pee.\n\nRex: (sighs) That feels better.\n\nJack: You're right about that, mate.\n\nBut then they saw the commotion at the gates.\n\nRex: By jove. What is going on there?\n\nThe guard saw Rex and Jack come by.\n\nGuard 2: (gasps) E. Gadd. His majesty.\n\nGuard 1: Quick, bow down.\n\nDante: Uh. What's going on?\n\nThey saw Rex and Jack.\n\nDanny: One of the royal corgis and his little rat friend.\n\nThey all bowed down.\n\nRex: (barks) You may rise.\n\nThey all rose up.\n\nJack: Wait. I'm not a rat. (growls)\n\nRex: Okay. Calm down, Jack. I'm sure he didn't mean what he said. Did you?\n\nNancy: He better not. I'm literally offended.\n\nDante: No. I was kidding. We're actually meeting the royal dogs.\n\nRex: Yes. That's right. Sorry, but we don't allow anymore strays in the castle.\n\nRebel: But we're out here. And we're hungry.\n\nRex: Hey. You seem very familiar. Have we seen him before, Jack?\n\nJack: I don't know.\n\nRex, Jack and Rebel sniffed each other's butts. They recognized each other.\n\nRex: Wait.\n\nRex and Jack: Rebel?\n\nRebel: Rex and Jack?\n\nThey all hugged each other.\n\nGuard 2: It seems they know each other.\n\nGuard 1: Agreed.\n\nRex: Wait. You finally got out of that pound?\n\nRebel: Don't remind me. I still nightmares.\n\nJack: You're still thinking about Tyson, huh?\n\nRebel: How did you know?\n\nRex: Your butt. It still has that same bite mark from last time.\n\nJack: Oh. Who are your friends?\n\nRebel: This is Emily, William, Jenny, Danny, Dave, Sheila, Nancy, and Dante.\n\nDante: And we're not sure who this guy is.\n\nAll: Hello. Your majesties.\n\nJack: Nice to meet you all. But we can't expect anymore dogs.\n\nJust then, The Queen and Wanda came out.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: What do we have here?\n\nThey all were surprised when they saw the queen.\n\nDanny: Is that the... (mouth opened wide)\n\nRex: (closes Danny's mouth) The Queen? Yes.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Don't be afraid. You all look tired and hungry.\n\nWanda: Rex.\n\nRex: Wanda, my darling. (kisses Wanda's paw)\n\nRex and Wanda nuzzled each other. The hooded dog saw that Rex and Wanda were together. And was really mad. But he did have a score against Rex.\n\nWanda: Who are they?\n\nRex: Wanda. This is Rebel, Emily, Danny, William, Jenny, Sheila, Dave, Dante, Nancy, and some hooded dog. Everyone, this is Wanda, my mate. And my friend, Jack.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nWanda: Charmed.\n\nJack: G'day, mates.\n\nWanda: Wait, I remember you, Rebel. You had a fight with Boxer.\n\nRebel: Yeah. I've still have the marks to prove it. And Wanda, you still look as pretty as you were.\n\nWanda: (giggles) Why thank you.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Since they know each other, I guess a few more couldn't hurt.\n\nPrince Phillip: My queen. I'm not sure about that. Maybe try reconsidering.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Oh, do shut up, Phillip. They're homeless. They're accepted as royals.\n\nPrince Phillip: But.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: End of discussion.\n\nThey all went inside the palace.\n\nNancy: I can't believe that we're actually inside the Buckingham Palace.\n\nNelson: It is quite wonderful. You'll find yourselves at home here very well.\n\nWilliam: We sure will.\n\nRex: Oh, where are my manners? This is Nelson, and Margaret.\n\nNelson: Charmed, my good friends. Charmed.\n\nMargaret: Wonderful to meet you.\n\nWilliam: Honor to meet you too. (stomach growls)\n\nMargaret: What in the world? When was the last time you all ate?\n\nRebel: We did have some sausages and dog food from the pound. Other than that, nothing.\n\nWanda: You pour things.\n\nRex: No. That won't do. If you'll follow us.\n\nThey all enjoyed dinner in their private room.\n\nDave: (sighs) Someone pinch me, I think I'm in heaven.\n\n(Al pinches Dave)\n\nDave: Ow. I didn't mean literally. And who are these guys?\n\nDanny: (laughs) And who are little ones?\n\nRex: Oh. These are also our friends. Al, Bernard, and Chief.\n\nChief: Pleasure to meet you.\n\nDante: You too.\n\nWanda: And these are our kids. Eleanor, Lucy and Jude.\n\nEleanor, Lucy and, Jude: Hello. (bows down)\n\nSheila: What a wonderful family.\n\nJude: Can I sniff you?\n\nRex: Jude. I'm so sorry.\n\nDave: It's okay. I don't mind.\n\nWanda: Of course. Rex, be nice.\n\nThey began sniffing the dogs. A few minutes later, everyone was asleep. Except for Rebel.\n\nRex woke up.\n\nRex: Are you okay, Rebel?\n\nRebel: I'm fine. I'm still thinking about something.\n\nRex: Is it Tyzon? I couldn't stop thinking about him for days.\n\nBernard: Neither of us couldn't. It reminds me of the time when I couldn't stop thinking about my parents.\n\nJack: Oh great. Here we go.\n\nThey sat down to hear the story.\n\nBernard: I was still a young pup, just like you kids. My family had the best of times.\n\nLucy: What happened to your family, Mr. Bernard?\n\nBernard: Well, they were taken. Before that happened, they took me somewhere safe in the woods. But when I got older, I still haven't seen my parents. But I was taken to an animal shelter. That's when I met your parents.\n\nAl: Don't worry, bro. You gotta chill out, and forget about him. Tyzon is far away from us.\n\nChief: He's right. You're safe here.\n\nEveryone came together.\n\nRebel: Thank you.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nThey all started hugging. Rex and Rebel went for a drink of water. Just then, the hooded dog came to them. They turned around.\n\nRex: Oh. You're thirsty too?\n\nHooded dog: Yes. I am. (slaps Rex and Rebel)\n\nEveryone else heard what was happening.\n\nWanda: Rex. Are you two okay?\n\nRex: We're good.\n\nNelson: You. What gives? Can't you accept a spot of tea?\n\nTyzon: Yes. A tea of blood.\n\nRex, Wanda, Jack, Bernard, Chief, Al, Rebel, Emily, Danny, William, and Jenny suddenly recognized that voice.\n\nChief: Wait. That voice.\n\nJack: I recognize that voice too.\n\nTyzon: (laughs) Of course you do. (takes off the hood)\n\nEveryone was surprised. The dog revealed to be Tyzon.\n\nChief: (gasps) You.\n\nRex: Tyzon?\n\nTyzon: Missed me, Chief? Rex? Anyone?\n\nBernard: Not really.\n\nJack: Of course not. I see you're more uglier than the last time.\n\nChief: I agree. What are you doing here?\n\nTyzon: I'm here for my revenge. Against him.\n\nThey all looked at Rex.\n\nRex: What do you mean?\n\nLucy: What did dad even do to you?\n\nTyzon: He took everything from me. And you took my girl.\n\nWanda: I'm not your girl. I never wanted to be your girl.\n\nTyson: What?\n\nRex: Wanda was never yours to begin with. She chose me. And we all saw why.\n\nMargaret: That's right.\n\nNelson: I suggest you leave, or the guards will find you.\n\nTyzon: It will take more than guards to stop me. (farts)\n\nHe let out a big gas cloud. Then it disappeared.\n\nMargaret: By George. What is that stench? Wait. The children are gone.\n\nRex: Eleanor? Lucy? Jude?\n\nWanda: Kids?\n\nWilliam: (sniffs) Everyone, their scent is outside.\n\nRebel: That ugly mutt Tyzon must have taken them.\n\nWilliam: Let's go.\n\nWhen they went outside, the guards were knocked out.\n\nEmily: What happened?\n\nDante: (sniffs) They're still alive. Just got knocked out cold.\n\nRebel: It's my fault. I should've known it was Tyson.\n\nEmily: It's okay, Rebel. You didn't know.\n\nWanda: Don't worry. We didn't know either.\n\nRex: That's it. Let's get our kids back.\n\nWanda: Yeah. I was waiting to kick some butt.\n\nAll: Yeah.\n\nBernard: Another adventure. It reminds me of the time...\n\nAll: No time, Bernard.\n\nBernard: Fine. Nevermind. Let's just go.\n\nThen they all ran and set off. They kept going until Sheila picked up a scent.\n\nSheila: I got the pups scent. (sniffs) Ugh. And Tyzon's scent.\n\nDave: Good work, Sheila.\n\nDanny: Hold up. (sniffs) What's this other scent? It smells like it belongs to another dog. But it's smaller than Tyzon and bigger than the pups.\n\nJack: I don't know.\n\nChief: Let's go.\n\nThey kept following the scent. But then another hooded dog came out and farted right at everyone.\n\nRex: (coughs) That's bad.\n\nJenny: What is it with dogs and... farting? (yawns)\n\nThen they fell asleep. When they woke up, they were tied up in sausages.\n\nNelson: What in the world?\n\nJack: Why are we tied up in sausages?\n\nTyson: Welcome.\n\nThe lights came on. They were all in a room.\n\nRex: What is this?\n\nThen they saw a machine that would crush them and slice them.\n\nTyson: This is your doom. I knew you would come rescue your puppies. So I had some help.\n\nCharlie came out of the shadows.\n\nCharlie: Hello, Rex.\n\nRex: Charlie?\n\nCharlie: That's right. I'm back.\n\nMargaret: Oh really. Then how is going with your girlfriend, Mitzi?\n\nCharlie: Oh. Don't remind me about her. I still don't like her. Besides, we have your kids.\n\nBernard: Wait. It was you two?\n\nCharlie: That's right.\n\nRex: You betrayed me and got me sent to the pound. And now you two teamed up and took our kids?\n\nTyson: Bingo. I like this kid. In fact, I don't.\n\nCharlie: Neither do I. Now, say goodbye to your precious pups. (laughs)\n\nThey revealed their pups to be on the moving line of the machine.\n\nJude: Mom. Dad. Everyone.\n\nPups: Help us.\n\nTyson: Bye-bye.\n\nThey turned on the machine. Everyone started moving on the conveyor belt.\n\nBernard: I never thought it would end like this. It reminds me of the time...\n\nJack: Bernard. Just, not right now.\n\nJenny: I just want to bite that sneaky snake. Like this rope of sausages. Wait, it's sausages. Bernard, distract them.\n\nBernard: Wait.\n\n(turns the machine off)\n\nTyson: Now what is it?\n\nBernard: This is some plan that you two came up with.\n\nCharlie: Why yes. It is.\n\nBernard: But I'm curious. How did you do it?\n\nThey started talking about the plan they came up with. Everyone started biting the rope of sausages.\n\nBernard: Wonderful. Just wonderful.\n\nCharlie: Good. Now say goodbye.\n\nRex: That won't be necessary.\n\nThey all broke free.\n\nTyson: What?\n\nChief: Give up.\n\nTyson: Never. Besides, what about them?\n\nEleanor: Uh. We're getting closer.\n\nRebel: No.\n\nRebel rushed and pulled the off switch on the machine.\n\nRebel: You alright, kids?\n\nLucy: Yeah.\n\nEleanor: Thanks for saving us.\n\nJude: Mom. Dad.\n\nRex: Kids.\n\nThey started hugging each other.\n\nJack: Wonderful moment.\n\nTyson: That's it. I guess I'll finish you myself.\n\nTyson and Charlie pounced right at Rex, until Rebel jumped in the way.\n\nThe four dogs crashed outside. They started battling each other.\n\nRex: How dare you take my kids.\n\nRebel: You can't just take young pups and turn them into meat.\n\nTyson: Oh really. (punches Rebel)\n\nCharlie: We can do whatever. It's all because of you that I became like this. (kicks Rex)\n\nTyson: (laughs) You're mine. It's time to die.\n\nChief: I don't think so. (punches Tyson)\n\nThey five of them started punching and kicking.\n\nTyson: (laughs) You can't beat me, old man.\n\nChief: I may be old, but you'll never win either.\n\nTyson: Oh yeah. Try this. (farts)\n\nCharlie and Tyson let out a fog of gas.\n\nChief: (coughs) Where are you?\n\nTyson: Right here.\n\nThey turned around and Tyson and Charlie came out of nowhere. They kept punching and kicking them. They finally punched them so hard, they flew against a wall, and landed in the woods. They were knocked out.\n\nWanda: Rex. (echoes)\n\nJack: Chief. (echoes)\n\nEmily: Rebel. (echoes)\n\nTyson came closer.\n\nTyson: (laughs) Like I said, it's time to die.\n\nRebel: Stay away from my friends.\n\nHe ran towards Tyson, but Tyson knocked him out really hard.\n\nTyson: Maybe I should start with you.\n\nJust then, a weird rumble started happening.\n\nCharlie: Huh? What's happening?\n\nBernard: What the hell is going on?\n\nJust then, a large snake came out of the shadows. He was huge.\n\nSnake: Hello there, dinner.\n\nDante: A s... s... snake. A b... b... big snake.\n\nTyson: Oh no.\n\nHe coiled around him.\n\nTyson: What the?! Let me go.\n\nThen he swallowed him whole.\n\nSnake: Now that hit the spot. Anyways, later, old chaps.\n\nThen he slithered away. Everyone was surprised.\n\nNancy: Did that just happen?\n\nDave: I'm afraid so.\n\nThen they saw their friends knocked out cold. Rex and Chief got up.\n\nWanda: Rex. Chief.\n\nThey were okay, but they were a little wounded.\n\nDanny: Are you two okay?\n\nRex: We're good.\n\nWanda: My boys.\n\nChief: Just a few scratches and bruises. That's all.\n\nPups: Dad. Uncle Chief.\n\nThe pups pounced on them. They laughed. Then they looked and saw Rebel. Rebel was badly hurt.\n\nEmily: Rebel. Wake up. (cries)\n\nWilliam: He was a brave dog. (whimpers)\n\nAl: Rad dude.\n\nJenny: A brave hot dog.\n\nRex: That guy fought bravely to save our kids.\n\nWanda: We owe him a thank you.\n\nBernard: I'm gonna miss that chap.\n\nRebel: You won't have to.\n\nBernard: Huh?\n\nHe turned around and opened his eyes.\n\nEmily: Rebel.\n\nRebel: Em.\n\nJenny: He's alive.\n\nRebel: Of course I am. (howls)\n\nThey all howled.\n\nEmily: Are you sure you're okay?\n\nRebel: (groans) I'm fine. I just have a scratch. Or three. Okay, a couple of bruises and scratches.\n\nEmily: Silly mutt.\n\nShe kissed him on the lips.\n\nRebel: Wow. But also, I love you, Emily.\n\nEmily: I love you too, Rebel.\n\nRebel: Will you marry me?\n\nEmily: Of course, you lunkhead. Yes. (licks Rebel)\n\nAl: (sniffs) This is just magical.\n\nRex: But there's one more thing to take care of.\n\nCharlie: (groans) What? Where's Tyson?\n\nRex: He's gone.\n\nEveryone growled and gave him the angry dog face.\n\nCharlie: (laughs) You may have defeated Tyson, but you'll never get rid of me.\n\nJust then, Mitzi showed up.\n\nMitzi: There you are, honey.\n\nChief: Oh yeah. You were saying?!\n\nCharlie: Oh no. Not her.\n\nMitzi: Come and give your honey some sugar.\n\nCharlie ran away trying to get away from Mitzi.\n\nDante: Well. All is well, that ends well.\n\nEveryone laughed. Then they went home. Next morning, Rebel and Emily were getting married.\n\nSheila: Do you take this dog to be your wife?\n\nRebel: I do. (barks)\n\nSheila: And do you take this dog to be your husband?\n\nEmily: I do. (barks)\n\nSheila: I now pronounce you both, married. (howls)\n\n(audience applauding and dogs howling)\n\nAfter a few days since Rebel and Emily were married, Rebel got back with Rex and his friends.\n\nRebel: Hi, babe.\n\nEmily: Hi, honey. I've got a surprise for you.\n\nRebel: A surprise? What is it?\n\n(puppies barking)\n\nFour puppies pounced on Rebel.\n\nRebel: (laughs) What?\n\nEmily: Surprise. We're officially parents.\n\nRebel: Really? I'm so proud of you.\n\nJenny: What did you name them?\n\nEmily: Oh. This is Lenny, Dotty, Mavis, and Jim.\n\nRebel and Emily's pups: Hello.\n\nJim: Oh. Wait.\n\nWanda: Do you have to go?\n\nJim: Yeah.\n\nMavis: Me too.\n\nRex: I'll go with him.\n\nA few minutes later, everyone saw the pups digging in the food.\n\nEveryone: Pups!!!\n\nJude: Huh? Oh. Hi, Mom, Dad. Everyone.\n\nDotty: We might have gotten carried away.\n\nLenny: Sorry.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\nJack: Well. It's bath time.\n\nEleanor: Oh. Me first.\n\nLucy: No way.\n\nLenny: I'll race you guys.\n\nDotty: You're on.\n\nJim: Hey, wait for me.\n\nRex: (laughs) Kids.\n\nAt night, it was almost time for bed.\n\nWanda: Okay, everyone. Time to get some sleep.\n\nMavis: Mom. Dad. Can you tell us a story?\n\nLenny: Yeah.\n\nJude: Storytime.\n\nRex: Nope. It's time for bed.\n\nPups: Aww.\n\nDave: Alright, listen to your parents.\n\nMavis: Aww. Can we have a story?\n\nPups: Please?\n\nNelson: Please don't give us the eyes?\n\nBut the pups already gave them the puppy eyes.\n\nWanda: Come on, Rex.\n\nRex: Okay.\n\nMargaret: Of course, children.\n\nBernard: Well, I got a great one. Did I ever tell you...\n\n(few minutes later)\n\nBernard: And that's how he did it.\n\nPups: Yay. (yawns)\n\nLucy: Wow. You really survived a fire trying to save Mom?\n\nRex: That's me.\n\nLenny: And you all fought bravely at Tyson. He sounds like a big mean old dog.\n\nChief: Hey.\n\nLenny: Sorry.\n\nRebel: He sure was a mean dog.\n\nJude: Okay. Now I'm tired.\n\nMargaret: Come along, kids.\n\n(more minutes later)\n\nEveryone was asleep. Except for Rebel and Emily.\n\nEmily: Rebel. I already said that you're penis looks wonderful.\n\nRebel: Yep. The floof covering your little tits is still beautiful.\n\nEmily: Why thank you.\n\nWilliam: Do I hear some sexy talking going on there?\n\nRebel and Emily: Uh. Yes.\n\nJenny: Well, let's start now.\n\nRex: I like that.\n\nThey all started being sexy. The girl dogs were rubbing the males' penises, butts and bellies. And the males started messing with the females' butts and bellies.\n\nRex: This is wonderful. (rubbing Wanda's butt)\n\nWanda: I agree with you, Rex. (rubbing Rex's penis)\n\nRebel: This was a great idea. (licking Emily's belly)\n\nEmily: It sure was. (licking Rebel's penis)\n\nBernard: (sighs) Oh. Yes. That feels so good. Keep going, please. (touching Nancy's butt)\n\nNancy: Okay. (rubbing and licking Bernard and Chief's penis)\n\nChief: That feels nice. (also rubbing Nancy's butt)\n\nDante: You're right. This is relaxing. (rubbing Jenny's butt)\n\nAl: I told you, dude. (touching Sheila's butt)\n\nJack: Of course, mate. (also touching Sheila's butt)\n\nSheila: Yep. So relaxing. (rubbing Al and Jack's penis)\n\nJenny: This is really hot dog. (licking Dante's cock)\n\nWilliam: I wish we could do this every night. (licking his cock)\n\nDave: (sighs) We're adults. We can do it whenever we want. (rubbing his penis)\n\nMargaret: He's right. (rubbing Nelson's weiner)\n\nNelson: I can get used to this. (licking Margaret's bottom)\n\nDanny: (sighs) I love this. I feel like a hot dog now.\n\nRex: You are a hot dog, my dear Danny. And so is Jenny.\n\nJenny: I sure am.\n\nWanda: Rex, we're all hot dogs.\n\nThey all laughed."
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"description": "[b][u]Characters:\nRex\nWanda\nNelson\nMargaret\nJack\nAl\nBernard\nChief\nEleanor\nLucy\nJude\nQueen Elizabeth II\nPrince Phillip\nPalace Guards\nCharlie\nTyson\nRebel\nEmily\nDanny\nWilliam\nJenny\nSheila\nDave\nDante\nNancy\nLenny\nDotty\nMavis\nJim"
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"writing": "On that day in England, Rebel was still behind bars and still a little wounded from the fight with Boxer.\n\nRebel: That was one crazy dog, and so was Tyzon. Well, I'm glad it's over now.\n\nThen he looked at his penis.\n\nRebel: At least this calms me down.\n\nBut then, a nice poodle named Emily saw him sad.\n\nEmily: Excuse me?\n\nRebel looked up and saw her. He was surprised to see a beautiful poodle in his sight.\n\nEmily: Are you okay, Mr... Umm.\n\nRebel: Rebel. Just call me Rebel.\n\nEmily: I'm Emily. Are you okay, Mr. Rebel?\n\nRebel: I'm good. But I'm still a little injured.\n\nEmily: I see. Tyzon is the worst. But he's out of the picture. So we're all okay now.\n\nBasset hound: It's true. Name's Danny.\n\nGreat Dane: That's right, mate. I'm William.\n\nRebel was grateful to hear that, but still upset.\n\nDachshund: Hey, you still look upset. By the way, I'm Jenny.\n\nRebel: Hi, Jenny, William, Danny. I'm just upset that I lost a battle. And that's not all. Look what the maniac Boxer did to my butt.\n\nRebel showed his rump to everyone. It was teared up.\n\nJenny: Oh my. (faints)\n\nEmily: Dear me.\n\nWilliam: Good heavens.\n\nDanny: That looks like it hurt.\n\nRebel: I know. That's it. I'm going to escape this facility.\n\nWilliam: We're going too, brother.\n\nIt was still the middle of the night. The five were planning their escape. Jenny peeked outside of her cell.\n\nJenny: Alright, the cost is clear.\n\nShe squeezed through the bars and was free.\n\nRebel: Quick, now get the keys.\n\nJenny: Got it.\n\nJenny snuck in the front office and saw the keys.\n\nJenny: There they are.\n\nShe reached and grabbed the keys. She ran back to the others.\n\nJenny: Got them.\n\nJenny quickly unlocked the cell doors. The four dog friends were out.\n\nDanny: Nice work, Jenny.\n\nJenny: Hey, what can I say? I am a dachshund or sausage dog after all. Now let's bail out of this joint.\n\nWilliam used the keys for the front door. Everyone ran as far as they could. But another dog was watching them. A big dog.\n\nIt was night. They all were in the woods.\n\nDanny: Well, hot diggity dog. We're free. No offense there, Jenny.\n\nThey all howled.\n\nRebel: We're finally out. I could just lick myself clean.\n\nRebel started licking his cock. Everyone was shocked and surprised.\n\n(Everyone looking at Rebel shockingly surprised)\n\nRebel: What? Too much? At least it's better than the pound.\n\nEmily: True. By the way, your cock looks handsome.\n\nRebel: Oh. Um. Thank you. (starts blushing) But I still feel like a small chihuahua just bit my spot.\n\nEmily: Oh no. Where? Here? (touches Rebel's paw)\n\nRebel: Oh, yeah.\n\nEmily: And here. (touches Rebel's butt)\n\nRebel: There too.\n\nEmily: Even here? (touches Rebel's penis)\n\nRebel: Ooh. That's it. You can keep going if you want.\n\nWilliam: I think sex is a splendid idea.\n\nDanny: Then let's start now.\n\nThey all started rubbing and licking each other's bellies, butts, and penises.\n\nJenny: (sighs) This feels so good.\n\nDanny: Yeah. I love tummy rubs and weiner rubs.\n\nWilliam: It sure is relaxing.\n\nRebel: Yeah. It is. And love the breasts in your fur, Em.\n\nEmily: Oh. (giggles) Why thank you. (licks Rebel's penis and his cheek)\n\nRebel: Wow. That was nice and sexy.\n\nJust then, they were getting hungry.\n\nDanny: (stomach growls) Aw. My belly is talking to me.\n\nEmily: (laughs) No, silly. It means you're hungry.\n\nDanny: Oh. I mean... I knew that.\n\nThen the dogs smelled something.\n\nAll: Sausages.\n\nDanny: No offense, Jenny.\n\nJenny: (laughs) Don't worry. I know what you mean.\n\nThey went up the grass and saw the hot dog cart.\n\nRebel: Alright, I have an idea. Danny, play dead, while we grabbed the sausages.\n\nDanny: Of course, old chap.\n\nDanny was out on the road, then a car was driving towards him. So he dropped with his tongue out pretending to be hurt.\n\nHot dog person: Wait. Stop.\n\nThe car stopped. Everyone saw Danny on the ground. The other dogs snuck past the crowd and in the alley.\n\nWilliam: Okay. Now.\n\nThey snuck past the people again and grabbed all the sausages.\n\nEmily: Okay. Let's go.\n\nThey all ran back in the woods.\n\nJenny: (whistles) Danny, come on.\n\nDanny: Okay.\n\nDanny got back up and ran past all the people. They were all enjoying the sausages.\n\nJenny: Now that is hot dog, and delicious.\n\nThey all laughed. As they were eating, they all saw a lonely husky named Sheila, a german shepherd named Dave, a beagle named Dante, and a chihuahua named Nancy.\n\nWilliam: Excuse us.\n\nThey all spotted them and came to them.\n\nDave: Yes?\n\nWilliam: Are you all okay?\n\nSheila: Yes, we're okay.\n\nDante: We're just hungry. (stomach growls)\n\nRebel: Well, sit down, old chaps. Join us for dinner.\n\nEmily: Yes. There's plenty for everyone.\n\nJenny: Danny!!\n\nDanny: Fine. I guess you can have some of mine too.\n\nNancy: Aw. Thank you, mates.\n\nThey all started eating.\n\nDante: So good.\n\nRebel: Yep.\n\nThen Rebel and Emily kept eating until they pressed on each other's noses.\n\nRebel: Oh. Sorry.\n\nEmily: (giggles) That's okay.\n\nThen they started with sex again. But the same big dog was spying on them again. Sheila got the feeling.\n\nSheila: Huh? Who's there?\n\nRebel: Um, us.\n\nSheila: Not you guys. I'm getting this feeling that we're being watched.\n\nRebel: Wait, I'm getting that feeling too.\n\nEmily: So am I.\n\nDante: Oh no. Not animal control.\n\nDanny: We're not going back to that pound.\n\nThey got ready to fight the animal control. But it was actually the dog wearing a hood.\n\nRebel: Another dog?\n\nDog: Yes.\n\nDave: Well, sorry. If you're hungry, we ran out.\n\nDanny: Follow us. We'll find more food.\n\nSo they continued their walk. Just then, Rebel saw the Buckingham Palace.\n\nWilliam: The Buckingham Palace. Maybe they'll help us.\n\nNancy: I don't know. Only royals are allowed.\n\nDog: No. We must.\n\nThey came closer, but some guards stopped them.\n\nGuard 1: Halt.\n\nGuard 2: Sorry. No dogs allowed. But the royals.\n\nNancy: See.\n\nJust then, Rex and Jack came out to pee.\n\nRex: (sighs) That feels better.\n\nJack: You're right about that, mate.\n\nBut then they saw the commotion at the gates.\n\nRex: By jove. What is going on there?\n\nThe guard saw Rex and Jack come by.\n\nGuard 2: (gasps) E. Gadd. His majesty.\n\nGuard 1: Quick, bow down.\n\nDante: Uh. What's going on?\n\nThey saw Rex and Jack.\n\nDanny: One of the royal corgis and his little rat friend.\n\nThey all bowed down.\n\nRex: (barks) You may rise.\n\nThey all rose up.\n\nJack: Wait. I'm not a rat. (growls)\n\nRex: Okay. Calm down, Jack. I'm sure he didn't mean what he said. Did you?\n\nNancy: He better not. I'm literally offended.\n\nDante: No. I was kidding. We're actually meeting the royal dogs.\n\nRex: Yes. That's right. Sorry, but we don't allow anymore strays in the castle.\n\nRebel: But we're out here. And we're hungry.\n\nRex: Hey. You seem very familiar. Have we seen him before, Jack?\n\nJack: I don't know.\n\nRex, Jack and Rebel sniffed each other's butts. They recognized each other.\n\nRex: Wait.\n\nRex and Jack: Rebel?\n\nRebel: Rex and Jack?\n\nThey all hugged each other.\n\nGuard 2: It seems they know each other.\n\nGuard 1: Agreed.\n\nRex: Wait. You finally got out of that pound?\n\nRebel: Don't remind me. I still nightmares.\n\nJack: You're still thinking about Tyson, huh?\n\nRebel: How did you know?\n\nRex: Your butt. It still has that same bite mark from last time.\n\nJack: Oh. Who are your friends?\n\nRebel: This is Emily, William, Jenny, Danny, Dave, Sheila, Nancy, and Dante.\n\nDante: And we're not sure who this guy is.\n\nAll: Hello. Your majesties.\n\nJack: Nice to meet you all. But we can't expect anymore dogs.\n\nJust then, The Queen and Wanda came out.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: What do we have here?\n\nThey all were surprised when they saw the queen.\n\nDanny: Is that the... (mouth opened wide)\n\nRex: (closes Danny's mouth) The Queen? Yes.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Don't be afraid. You all look tired and hungry.\n\nWanda: Rex.\n\nRex: Wanda, my darling. (kisses Wanda's paw)\n\nRex and Wanda nuzzled each other. The hooded dog saw that Rex and Wanda were together. And was really mad. But he did have a score against Rex.\n\nWanda: Who are they?\n\nRex: Wanda. This is Rebel, Emily, Danny, William, Jenny, Sheila, Dave, Dante, Nancy, and some hooded dog. Everyone, this is Wanda, my mate. And my friend, Jack.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nWanda: Charmed.\n\nJack: G'day, mates.\n\nWanda: Wait, I remember you, Rebel. You had a fight with Boxer.\n\nRebel: Yeah. I've still have the marks to prove it. And Wanda, you still look as pretty as you were.\n\nWanda: (giggles) Why thank you.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Since they know each other, I guess a few more couldn't hurt.\n\nPrince Phillip: My queen. I'm not sure about that. Maybe try reconsidering.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Oh, do shut up, Phillip. They're homeless. They're accepted as royals.\n\nPrince Phillip: But.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: End of discussion.\n\nThey all went inside the palace.\n\nNancy: I can't believe that we're actually inside the Buckingham Palace.\n\nNelson: It is quite wonderful. You'll find yourselves at home here very well.\n\nWilliam: We sure will.\n\nRex: Oh, where are my manners? This is Nelson, and Margaret.\n\nNelson: Charmed, my good friends. Charmed.\n\nMargaret: Wonderful to meet you.\n\nWilliam: Honor to meet you too. (stomach growls)\n\nMargaret: What in the world? When was the last time you all ate?\n\nRebel: We did have some sausages and dog food from the pound. Other than that, nothing.\n\nWanda: You pour things.\n\nRex: No. That won't do. If you'll follow us.\n\nThey all enjoyed dinner in their private room.\n\nDave: (sighs) Someone pinch me, I think I'm in heaven.\n\n(Al pinches Dave)\n\nDave: Ow. I didn't mean literally. And who are these guys?\n\nDanny: (laughs) And who are little ones?\n\nRex: Oh. These are also our friends. Al, Bernard, and Chief.\n\nChief: Pleasure to meet you.\n\nDante: You too.\n\nWanda: And these are our kids. Eleanor, Lucy and Jude.\n\nEleanor, Lucy and, Jude: Hello. (bows down)\n\nSheila: What a wonderful family.\n\nJude: Can I sniff you?\n\nRex: Jude. I'm so sorry.\n\nDave: It's okay. I don't mind.\n\nWanda: Of course. Rex, be nice.\n\nThey began sniffing the dogs. A few minutes later, everyone was asleep. Except for Rebel.\n\nRex woke up.\n\nRex: Are you okay, Rebel?\n\nRebel: I'm fine. I'm still thinking about something.\n\nRex: Is it Tyzon? I couldn't stop thinking about him for days.\n\nBernard: Neither of us couldn't. It reminds me of the time when I couldn't stop thinking about my parents.\n\nJack: Oh great. Here we go.\n\nThey sat down to hear the story.\n\nBernard: I was still a young pup, just like you kids. My family had the best of times.\n\nLucy: What happened to your family, Mr. Bernard?\n\nBernard: Well, they were taken. Before that happened, they took me somewhere safe in the woods. But when I got older, I still haven't seen my parents. But I was taken to an animal shelter. That's when I met your parents.\n\nAl: Don't worry, bro. You gotta chill out, and forget about him. Tyzon is far away from us.\n\nChief: He's right. You're safe here.\n\nEveryone came together.\n\nRebel: Thank you.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nThey all started hugging. Rex and Rebel went for a drink of water. Just then, the hooded dog came to them. They turned around.\n\nRex: Oh. You're thirsty too?\n\nHooded dog: Yes. I am. (slaps Rex and Rebel)\n\nEveryone else heard what was happening.\n\nWanda: Rex. Are you two okay?\n\nRex: We're good.\n\nNelson: You. What gives? Can't you accept a spot of tea?\n\nTyzon: Yes. A tea of blood.\n\nRex, Wanda, Jack, Bernard, Chief, Al, Rebel, Emily, Danny, William, and Jenny suddenly recognized that voice.\n\nChief: Wait. That voice.\n\nJack: I recognize that voice too.\n\nTyzon: (laughs) Of course you do. (takes off the hood)\n\nEveryone was surprised. The dog revealed to be Tyzon.\n\nChief: (gasps) You.\n\nRex: Tyzon?\n\nTyzon: Missed me, Chief? Rex? Anyone?\n\nBernard: Not really.\n\nJack: Of course not. I see you're more uglier than the last time.\n\nChief: I agree. What are you doing here?\n\nTyzon: I'm here for my revenge. Against him.\n\nThey all looked at Rex.\n\nRex: What do you mean?\n\nLucy: What did dad even do to you?\n\nTyzon: He took everything from me. And you took my girl.\n\nWanda: I'm not your girl. I never wanted to be your girl.\n\nTyson: What?\n\nRex: Wanda was never yours to begin with. She chose me. And we all saw why.\n\nMargaret: That's right.\n\nNelson: I suggest you leave, or the guards will find you.\n\nTyzon: It will take more than guards to stop me. (farts)\n\nHe let out a big gas cloud. Then it disappeared.\n\nMargaret: By George. What is that stench? Wait. The children are gone.\n\nRex: Eleanor? Lucy? Jude?\n\nWanda: Kids?\n\nWilliam: (sniffs) Everyone, their scent is outside.\n\nRebel: That ugly mutt Tyzon must have taken them.\n\nWilliam: Let's go.\n\nWhen they went outside, the guards were knocked out.\n\nEmily: What happened?\n\nDante: (sniffs) They're still alive. Just got knocked out cold.\n\nRebel: It's my fault. I should've known it was Tyson.\n\nEmily: It's okay, Rebel. You didn't know.\n\nWanda: Don't worry. We didn't know either.\n\nRex: That's it. Let's get our kids back.\n\nWanda: Yeah. I was waiting to kick some butt.\n\nAll: Yeah.\n\nBernard: Another adventure. It reminds me of the time...\n\nAll: No time, Bernard.\n\nBernard: Fine. Nevermind. Let's just go.\n\nThen they all ran and set off. They kept going until Sheila picked up a scent.\n\nSheila: I got the pups scent. (sniffs) Ugh. And Tyzon's scent.\n\nDave: Good work, Sheila.\n\nDanny: Hold up. (sniffs) What's this other scent? It smells like it belongs to another dog. But it's smaller than Tyzon and bigger than the pups.\n\nJack: I don't know.\n\nChief: Let's go.\n\nThey kept following the scent. But then another hooded dog came out and farted right at everyone.\n\nRex: (coughs) That's bad.\n\nJenny: What is it with dogs and... farting? (yawns)\n\nThen they fell asleep. When they woke up, they were tied up in sausages.\n\nNelson: What in the world?\n\nJack: Why are we tied up in sausages?\n\nTyson: Welcome.\n\nThe lights came on. They were all in a room.\n\nRex: What is this?\n\nThen they saw a machine that would crush them and slice them.\n\nTyson: This is your doom. I knew you would come rescue your puppies. So I had some help.\n\nCharlie came out of the shadows.\n\nCharlie: Hello, Rex.\n\nRex: Charlie?\n\nCharlie: That's right. I'm back.\n\nMargaret: Oh really. Then how is going with your girlfriend, Mitzi?\n\nCharlie: Oh. Don't remind me about her. I still don't like her. Besides, we have your kids.\n\nBernard: Wait. It was you two?\n\nCharlie: That's right.\n\nRex: You betrayed me and got me sent to the pound. And now you two teamed up and took our kids?\n\nTyson: Bingo. I like this kid. In fact, I don't.\n\nCharlie: Neither do I. Now, say goodbye to your precious pups. (laughs)\n\nThey revealed their pups to be on the moving line of the machine.\n\nJude: Mom. Dad. Everyone.\n\nPups: Help us.\n\nTyson: Bye-bye.\n\nThey turned on the machine. Everyone started moving on the conveyor belt.\n\nBernard: I never thought it would end like this. It reminds me of the time...\n\nJack: Bernard. Just, not right now.\n\nJenny: I just want to bite that sneaky snake. Like this rope of sausages. Wait, it's sausages. Bernard, distract them.\n\nBernard: Wait.\n\n(turns the machine off)\n\nTyson: Now what is it?\n\nBernard: This is some plan that you two came up with.\n\nCharlie: Why yes. It is.\n\nBernard: But I'm curious. How did you do it?\n\nThey started talking about the plan they came up with. Everyone started biting the rope of sausages.\n\nBernard: Wonderful. Just wonderful.\n\nCharlie: Good. Now say goodbye.\n\nRex: That won't be necessary.\n\nThey all broke free.\n\nTyson: What?\n\nChief: Give up.\n\nTyson: Never. Besides, what about them?\n\nEleanor: Uh. We're getting closer.\n\nRebel: No.\n\nRebel rushed and pulled the off switch on the machine.\n\nRebel: You alright, kids?\n\nLucy: Yeah.\n\nEleanor: Thanks for saving us.\n\nJude: Mom. Dad.\n\nRex: Kids.\n\nThey started hugging each other.\n\nJack: Wonderful moment.\n\nTyson: That's it. I guess I'll finish you myself.\n\nTyson and Charlie pounced right at Rex, until Rebel jumped in the way.\n\nThe four dogs crashed outside. They started battling each other.\n\nRex: How dare you take my kids.\n\nRebel: You can't just take young pups and turn them into meat.\n\nTyson: Oh really. (punches Rebel)\n\nCharlie: We can do whatever. It's all because of you that I became like this. (kicks Rex)\n\nTyson: (laughs) You're mine. It's time to die.\n\nChief: I don't think so. (punches Tyson)\n\nThey five of them started punching and kicking.\n\nTyson: (laughs) You can't beat me, old man.\n\nChief: I may be old, but you'll never win either.\n\nTyson: Oh yeah. Try this. (farts)\n\nCharlie and Tyson let out a fog of gas.\n\nChief: (coughs) Where are you?\n\nTyson: Right here.\n\nThey turned around and Tyson and Charlie came out of nowhere. They kept punching and kicking them. They finally punched them so hard, they flew against a wall, and landed in the woods. They were knocked out.\n\nWanda: Rex. (echoes)\n\nJack: Chief. (echoes)\n\nEmily: Rebel. (echoes)\n\nTyson came closer.\n\nTyson: (laughs) Like I said, it's time to die.\n\nRebel: Stay away from my friends.\n\nHe ran towards Tyson, but Tyson knocked him out really hard.\n\nTyson: Maybe I should start with you.\n\nJust then, a weird rumble started happening.\n\nCharlie: Huh? What's happening?\n\nBernard: What the hell is going on?\n\nJust then, a large snake came out of the shadows. He was huge.\n\nSnake: Hello there, dinner.\n\nDante: A s... s... snake. A b... b... big snake.\n\nTyson: Oh no.\n\nHe coiled around him.\n\nTyson: What the?! Let me go.\n\nThen he swallowed him whole.\n\nSnake: Now that hit the spot. Anyways, later, old chaps.\n\nThen he slithered away. Everyone was surprised.\n\nNancy: Did that just happen?\n\nDave: I'm afraid so.\n\nThen they saw their friends knocked out cold. Rex and Chief got up.\n\nWanda: Rex. Chief.\n\nThey were okay, but they were a little wounded.\n\nDanny: Are you two okay?\n\nRex: We're good.\n\nWanda: My boys.\n\nChief: Just a few scratches and bruises. That's all.\n\nPups: Dad. Uncle Chief.\n\nThe pups pounced on them. They laughed. Then they looked and saw Rebel. Rebel was badly hurt.\n\nEmily: Rebel. Wake up. (cries)\n\nWilliam: He was a brave dog. (whimpers)\n\nAl: Rad dude.\n\nJenny: A brave hot dog.\n\nRex: That guy fought bravely to save our kids.\n\nWanda: We owe him a thank you.\n\nBernard: I'm gonna miss that chap.\n\nRebel: You won't have to.\n\nBernard: Huh?\n\nHe turned around and opened his eyes.\n\nEmily: Rebel.\n\nRebel: Em.\n\nJenny: He's alive.\n\nRebel: Of course I am. (howls)\n\nThey all howled.\n\nEmily: Are you sure you're okay?\n\nRebel: (groans) I'm fine. I just have a scratch. Or three. Okay, a couple of bruises and scratches.\n\nEmily: Silly mutt.\n\nShe kissed him on the lips.\n\nRebel: Wow. But also, I love you, Emily.\n\nEmily: I love you too, Rebel.\n\nRebel: Will you marry me?\n\nEmily: Of course, you lunkhead. Yes. (licks Rebel)\n\nAl: (sniffs) This is just magical.\n\nRex: But there's one more thing to take care of.\n\nCharlie: (groans) What? Where's Tyson?\n\nRex: He's gone.\n\nEveryone growled and gave him the angry dog face.\n\nCharlie: (laughs) You may have defeated Tyson, but you'll never get rid of me.\n\nJust then, Mitzi showed up.\n\nMitzi: There you are, honey.\n\nChief: Oh yeah. You were saying?!\n\nCharlie: Oh no. Not her.\n\nMitzi: Come and give your honey some sugar.\n\nCharlie ran away trying to get away from Mitzi.\n\nDante: Well. All is well, that ends well.\n\nEveryone laughed. Then they went home. Next morning, Rebel and Emily were getting married.\n\nSheila: Do you take this dog to be your wife?\n\nRebel: I do. (barks)\n\nSheila: And do you take this dog to be your husband?\n\nEmily: I do. (barks)\n\nSheila: I now pronounce you both, married. (howls)\n\n(audience applauding and dogs howling)\n\nAfter a few days since Rebel and Emily were married, Rebel got back with Rex and his friends.\n\nRebel: Hi, babe.\n\nEmily: Hi, honey. I've got a surprise for you.\n\nRebel: A surprise? What is it?\n\n(puppies barking)\n\nFour puppies pounced on Rebel.\n\nRebel: (laughs) What?\n\nEmily: Surprise. We're officially parents.\n\nRebel: Really? I'm so proud of you.\n\nJenny: What did you name them?\n\nEmily: Oh. This is Lenny, Dotty, Mavis, and Jim.\n\nRebel and Emily's pups: Hello.\n\nJim: Oh. Wait.\n\nWanda: Do you have to go?\n\nJim: Yeah.\n\nMavis: Me too.\n\nRex: I'll go with him.\n\nA few minutes later, everyone saw the pups digging in the food.\n\nEveryone: Pups!!!\n\nJude: Huh? Oh. Hi, Mom, Dad. Everyone.\n\nDotty: We might have gotten carried away.\n\nLenny: Sorry.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\nJack: Well. It's bath time.\n\nEleanor: Oh. Me first.\n\nLucy: No way.\n\nLenny: I'll race you guys.\n\nDotty: You're on.\n\nJim: Hey, wait for me.\n\nRex: (laughs) Kids.\n\nAt night, it was almost time for bed.\n\nWanda: Okay, everyone. Time to get some sleep.\n\nMavis: Mom. Dad. Can you tell us a story?\n\nLenny: Yeah.\n\nJude: Storytime.\n\nRex: Nope. It's time for bed.\n\nPups: Aww.\n\nDave: Alright, listen to your parents.\n\nMavis: Aww. Can we have a story?\n\nPups: Please?\n\nNelson: Please don't give us the eyes?\n\nBut the pups already gave them the puppy eyes.\n\nWanda: Come on, Rex.\n\nRex: Okay.\n\nMargaret: Of course, children.\n\nBernard: Well, I got a great one. Did I ever tell you...\n\n(few minutes later)\n\nBernard: And that's how he did it.\n\nPups: Yay. (yawns)\n\nLucy: Wow. You really survived a fire trying to save Mom?\n\nRex: That's me.\n\nLenny: And you all fought bravely at Tyson. He sounds like a big mean old dog.\n\nChief: Hey.\n\nLenny: Sorry.\n\nRebel: He sure was a mean dog.\n\nJude: Okay. Now I'm tired.\n\nMargaret: Come along, kids.\n\n(more minutes later)\n\nEveryone was asleep. Except for Rebel and Emily.\n\nEmily: Rebel. I already said that you're penis looks wonderful.\n\nRebel: Yep. The floof covering your little tits is still beautiful.\n\nEmily: Why thank you.\n\nWilliam: Do I hear some sexy talking going on there?\n\nRebel and Emily: Uh. Yes.\n\nJenny: Well, let's start now.\n\nRex: I like that.\n\nThey all started being sexy. The girl dogs were rubbing the males' penises, butts and bellies. And the males started messing with the females' butts and bellies.\n\nRex: This is wonderful. (rubbing Wanda's butt)\n\nWanda: I agree with you, Rex. (rubbing Rex's penis)\n\nRebel: This was a great idea. (licking Emily's belly)\n\nEmily: It sure was. (licking Rebel's penis)\n\nBernard: (sighs) Oh. Yes. That feels so good. Keep going, please. (touching Nancy's butt)\n\nNancy: Okay. (rubbing and licking Bernard and Chief's penis)\n\nChief: That feels nice. 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"writing": "On that day in England, Rebel was still behind bars and still a little wounded from the fight with Boxer.\n\nRebel: That was one crazy dog, and so was Tyzon. Well, I'm glad it's over now.\n\nThen he looked at his penis.\n\nRebel: At least this calms me down.\n\nBut then, a nice poodle named Emily saw him sad.\n\nEmily: Excuse me?\n\nRebel looked up and saw her. He was surprised to see a beautiful poodle in his sight.\n\nEmily: Are you okay, Mr... Umm.\n\nRebel: Rebel. Just call me Rebel.\n\nEmily: I'm Emily. Are you okay, Mr. Rebel?\n\nRebel: I'm good. But I'm still a little injured.\n\nEmily: I see. Tyzon is the worst. But he's out of the picture. So we're all okay now.\n\nBasset hound: It's true. Name's Danny.\n\nGreat Dane: That's right, mate. I'm William.\n\nRebel was grateful to hear that, but still upset.\n\nDachshund: Hey, you still look upset. By the way, I'm Jenny.\n\nRebel: Hi, Jenny, William, Danny. I'm just upset that I lost a battle. And that's not all. Look what the maniac Boxer did to my butt.\n\nRebel showed his rump to everyone. It was teared up.\n\nJenny: Oh my. (faints)\n\nEmily: Dear me.\n\nWilliam: Good heavens.\n\nDanny: That looks like it hurt.\n\nRebel: I know. That's it. I'm going to escape this facility.\n\nWilliam: We're going too, brother.\n\nIt was still the middle of the night. The five were planning their escape. Jenny peeked outside of her cell.\n\nJenny: Alright, the cost is clear.\n\nShe squeezed through the bars and was free.\n\nRebel: Quick, now get the keys.\n\nJenny: Got it.\n\nJenny snuck in the front office and saw the keys.\n\nJenny: There they are.\n\nShe reached and grabbed the keys. She ran back to the others.\n\nJenny: Got them.\n\nJenny quickly unlocked the cell doors. The four dog friends were out.\n\nDanny: Nice work, Jenny.\n\nJenny: Hey, what can I say? I am a dachshund or sausage dog after all. Now let's bail out of this joint.\n\nWilliam used the keys for the front door. Everyone ran as far as they could. But another dog was watching them. A big dog.\n\nIt was night. They all were in the woods.\n\nDanny: Well, hot diggity dog. We're free. No offense there, Jenny.\n\nThey all howled.\n\nRebel: We're finally out. I could just lick myself clean.\n\nRebel started licking his cock. Everyone was shocked and surprised.\n\n(Everyone looking at Rebel shockingly surprised)\n\nRebel: What? Too much? At least it's better than the pound.\n\nEmily: True. By the way, your cock looks handsome.\n\nRebel: Oh. Um. Thank you. (starts blushing) But I still feel like a small chihuahua just bit my spot.\n\nEmily: Oh no. Where? Here? (touches Rebel's paw)\n\nRebel: Oh, yeah.\n\nEmily: And here. (touches Rebel's butt)\n\nRebel: There too.\n\nEmily: Even here? (touches Rebel's penis)\n\nRebel: Ooh. That's it. You can keep going if you want.\n\nWilliam: I think sex is a splendid idea.\n\nDanny: Then let's start now.\n\nThey all started rubbing and licking each other's bellies, butts, and penises.\n\nJenny: (sighs) This feels so good.\n\nDanny: Yeah. I love tummy rubs and weiner rubs.\n\nWilliam: It sure is relaxing.\n\nRebel: Yeah. It is. And love the breasts in your fur, Em.\n\nEmily: Oh. (giggles) Why thank you. (licks Rebel's penis and his cheek)\n\nRebel: Wow. That was nice and sexy.\n\nJust then, they were getting hungry.\n\nDanny: (stomach growls) Aw. My belly is talking to me.\n\nEmily: (laughs) No, silly. It means you're hungry.\n\nDanny: Oh. I mean... I knew that.\n\nThen the dogs smelled something.\n\nAll: Sausages.\n\nDanny: No offense, Jenny.\n\nJenny: (laughs) Don't worry. I know what you mean.\n\nThey went up the grass and saw the hot dog cart.\n\nRebel: Alright, I have an idea. Danny, play dead, while we grabbed the sausages.\n\nDanny: Of course, old chap.\n\nDanny was out on the road, then a car was driving towards him. So he dropped with his tongue out pretending to be hurt.\n\nHot dog person: Wait. Stop.\n\nThe car stopped. Everyone saw Danny on the ground. The other dogs snuck past the crowd and in the alley.\n\nWilliam: Okay. Now.\n\nThey snuck past the people again and grabbed all the sausages.\n\nEmily: Okay. Let's go.\n\nThey all ran back in the woods.\n\nJenny: (whistles) Danny, come on.\n\nDanny: Okay.\n\nDanny got back up and ran past all the people. They were all enjoying the sausages.\n\nJenny: Now that is hot dog, and delicious.\n\nThey all laughed. As they were eating, they all saw a lonely husky named Sheila, a german shepherd named Dave, a beagle named Dante, and a chihuahua named Nancy.\n\nWilliam: Excuse us.\n\nThey all spotted them and came to them.\n\nDave: Yes?\n\nWilliam: Are you all okay?\n\nSheila: Yes, we're okay.\n\nDante: We're just hungry. (stomach growls)\n\nRebel: Well, sit down, old chaps. Join us for dinner.\n\nEmily: Yes. There's plenty for everyone.\n\nJenny: Danny!!\n\nDanny: Fine. I guess you can have some of mine too.\n\nNancy: Aw. Thank you, mates.\n\nThey all started eating.\n\nDante: So good.\n\nRebel: Yep.\n\nThen Rebel and Emily kept eating until they pressed on each other's noses.\n\nRebel: Oh. Sorry.\n\nEmily: (giggles) That's okay.\n\nThen they started with sex again. But the same big dog was spying on them again. Sheila got the feeling.\n\nSheila: Huh? Who's there?\n\nRebel: Um, us.\n\nSheila: Not you guys. I'm getting this feeling that we're being watched.\n\nRebel: Wait, I'm getting that feeling too.\n\nEmily: So am I.\n\nDante: Oh no. Not animal control.\n\nDanny: We're not going back to that pound.\n\nThey got ready to fight the animal control. But it was actually the dog wearing a hood.\n\nRebel: Another dog?\n\nDog: Yes.\n\nDave: Well, sorry. If you're hungry, we ran out.\n\nDanny: Follow us. We'll find more food.\n\nSo they continued their walk. Just then, Rebel saw the Buckingham Palace.\n\nWilliam: The Buckingham Palace. Maybe they'll help us.\n\nNancy: I don't know. Only royals are allowed.\n\nDog: No. We must.\n\nThey came closer, but some guards stopped them.\n\nGuard 1: Halt.\n\nGuard 2: Sorry. No dogs allowed. But the royals.\n\nNancy: See.\n\nJust then, Rex and Jack came out to pee.\n\nRex: (sighs) That feels better.\n\nJack: You're right about that, mate.\n\nBut then they saw the commotion at the gates.\n\nRex: By jove. What is going on there?\n\nThe guard saw Rex and Jack come by.\n\nGuard 2: (gasps) E. Gadd. His majesty.\n\nGuard 1: Quick, bow down.\n\nDante: Uh. What's going on?\n\nThey saw Rex and Jack.\n\nDanny: One of the royal corgis and his little rat friend.\n\nThey all bowed down.\n\nRex: (barks) You may rise.\n\nThey all rose up.\n\nJack: Wait. I'm not a rat. (growls)\n\nRex: Okay. Calm down, Jack. I'm sure he didn't mean what he said. Did you?\n\nNancy: He better not. I'm literally offended.\n\nDante: No. I was kidding. We're actually meeting the royal dogs.\n\nRex: Yes. That's right. Sorry, but we don't allow anymore strays in the castle.\n\nRebel: But we're out here. And we're hungry.\n\nRex: Hey. You seem very familiar. Have we seen him before, Jack?\n\nJack: I don't know.\n\nRex, Jack and Rebel sniffed each other's butts. They recognized each other.\n\nRex: Wait.\n\nRex and Jack: Rebel?\n\nRebel: Rex and Jack?\n\nThey all hugged each other.\n\nGuard 2: It seems they know each other.\n\nGuard 1: Agreed.\n\nRex: Wait. You finally got out of that pound?\n\nRebel: Don't remind me. I still nightmares.\n\nJack: You're still thinking about Tyson, huh?\n\nRebel: How did you know?\n\nRex: Your butt. It still has that same bite mark from last time.\n\nJack: Oh. Who are your friends?\n\nRebel: This is Emily, William, Jenny, Danny, Dave, Sheila, Nancy, and Dante.\n\nDante: And we're not sure who this guy is.\n\nAll: Hello. Your majesties.\n\nJack: Nice to meet you all. But we can't expect anymore dogs.\n\nJust then, The Queen and Wanda came out.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: What do we have here?\n\nThey all were surprised when they saw the queen.\n\nDanny: Is that the... (mouth opened wide)\n\nRex: (closes Danny's mouth) The Queen? Yes.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Don't be afraid. You all look tired and hungry.\n\nWanda: Rex.\n\nRex: Wanda, my darling. (kisses Wanda's paw)\n\nRex and Wanda nuzzled each other. The hooded dog saw that Rex and Wanda were together. And was really mad. But he did have a score against Rex.\n\nWanda: Who are they?\n\nRex: Wanda. This is Rebel, Emily, Danny, William, Jenny, Sheila, Dave, Dante, Nancy, and some hooded dog. Everyone, this is Wanda, my mate. And my friend, Jack.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nWanda: Charmed.\n\nJack: G'day, mates.\n\nWanda: Wait, I remember you, Rebel. You had a fight with Boxer.\n\nRebel: Yeah. I've still have the marks to prove it. And Wanda, you still look as pretty as you were.\n\nWanda: (giggles) Why thank you.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Since they know each other, I guess a few more couldn't hurt.\n\nPrince Phillip: My queen. I'm not sure about that. Maybe try reconsidering.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Oh, do shut up, Phillip. They're homeless. They're accepted as royals.\n\nPrince Phillip: But.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: End of discussion.\n\nThey all went inside the palace.\n\nNancy: I can't believe that we're actually inside the Buckingham Palace.\n\nNelson: It is quite wonderful. You'll find yourselves at home here very well.\n\nWilliam: We sure will.\n\nRex: Oh, where are my manners? This is Nelson, and Margaret.\n\nNelson: Charmed, my good friends. Charmed.\n\nMargaret: Wonderful to meet you.\n\nWilliam: Honor to meet you too. (stomach growls)\n\nMargaret: What in the world? When was the last time you all ate?\n\nRebel: We did have some sausages and dog food from the pound. Other than that, nothing.\n\nWanda: You pour things.\n\nRex: No. That won't do. If you'll follow us.\n\nThey all enjoyed dinner in their private room.\n\nDave: (sighs) Someone pinch me, I think I'm in heaven.\n\n(Al pinches Dave)\n\nDave: Ow. I didn't mean literally. And who are these guys?\n\nDanny: (laughs) And who are little ones?\n\nRex: Oh. These are also our friends. Al, Bernard, and Chief.\n\nChief: Pleasure to meet you.\n\nDante: You too.\n\nWanda: And these are our kids. Eleanor, Lucy and Jude.\n\nEleanor, Lucy and, Jude: Hello. (bows down)\n\nSheila: What a wonderful family.\n\nJude: Can I sniff you?\n\nRex: Jude. I'm so sorry.\n\nDave: It's okay. I don't mind.\n\nWanda: Of course. Rex, be nice.\n\nThey began sniffing the dogs. A few minutes later, everyone was asleep. Except for Rebel.\n\nRex woke up.\n\nRex: Are you okay, Rebel?\n\nRebel: I'm fine. I'm still thinking about something.\n\nRex: Is it Tyzon? I couldn't stop thinking about him for days.\n\nBernard: Neither of us couldn't. It reminds me of the time when I couldn't stop thinking about my parents.\n\nJack: Oh great. Here we go.\n\nThey sat down to hear the story.\n\nBernard: I was still a young pup, just like you kids. My family had the best of times.\n\nLucy: What happened to your family, Mr. Bernard?\n\nBernard: Well, they were taken. Before that happened, they took me somewhere safe in the woods. But when I got older, I still haven't seen my parents. But I was taken to an animal shelter. That's when I met your parents.\n\nAl: Don't worry, bro. You gotta chill out, and forget about him. Tyzon is far away from us.\n\nChief: He's right. You're safe here.\n\nEveryone came together.\n\nRebel: Thank you.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nThey all started hugging. Rex and Rebel went for a drink of water. Just then, the hooded dog came to them. They turned around.\n\nRex: Oh. You're thirsty too?\n\nHooded dog: Yes. I am. (slaps Rex and Rebel)\n\nEveryone else heard what was happening.\n\nWanda: Rex. Are you two okay?\n\nRex: We're good.\n\nNelson: You. What gives? Can't you accept a spot of tea?\n\nTyzon: Yes. A tea of blood.\n\nRex, Wanda, Jack, Bernard, Chief, Al, Rebel, Emily, Danny, William, and Jenny suddenly recognized that voice.\n\nChief: Wait. That voice.\n\nJack: I recognize that voice too.\n\nTyzon: (laughs) Of course you do. (takes off the hood)\n\nEveryone was surprised. The dog revealed to be Tyzon.\n\nChief: (gasps) You.\n\nRex: Tyzon?\n\nTyzon: Missed me, Chief? Rex? Anyone?\n\nBernard: Not really.\n\nJack: Of course not. I see you're more uglier than the last time.\n\nChief: I agree. What are you doing here?\n\nTyzon: I'm here for my revenge. Against him.\n\nThey all looked at Rex.\n\nRex: What do you mean?\n\nLucy: What did dad even do to you?\n\nTyzon: He took everything from me. And you took my girl.\n\nWanda: I'm not your girl. I never wanted to be your girl.\n\nTyson: What?\n\nRex: Wanda was never yours to begin with. She chose me. And we all saw why.\n\nMargaret: That's right.\n\nNelson: I suggest you leave, or the guards will find you.\n\nTyzon: It will take more than guards to stop me. (farts)\n\nHe let out a big gas cloud. Then it disappeared.\n\nMargaret: By George. What is that stench? Wait. The children are gone.\n\nRex: Eleanor? Lucy? Jude?\n\nWanda: Kids?\n\nWilliam: (sniffs) Everyone, their scent is outside.\n\nRebel: That ugly mutt Tyzon must have taken them.\n\nWilliam: Let's go.\n\nWhen they went outside, the guards were knocked out.\n\nEmily: What happened?\n\nDante: (sniffs) They're still alive. Just got knocked out cold.\n\nRebel: It's my fault. I should've known it was Tyson.\n\nEmily: It's okay, Rebel. You didn't know.\n\nWanda: Don't worry. We didn't know either.\n\nRex: That's it. Let's get our kids back.\n\nWanda: Yeah. I was waiting to kick some butt.\n\nAll: Yeah.\n\nBernard: Another adventure. It reminds me of the time...\n\nAll: No time, Bernard.\n\nBernard: Fine. Nevermind. Let's just go.\n\nThen they all ran and set off. They kept going until Sheila picked up a scent.\n\nSheila: I got the pups scent. (sniffs) Ugh. And Tyzon's scent.\n\nDave: Good work, Sheila.\n\nDanny: Hold up. (sniffs) What's this other scent? 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It's all because of you that I became like this. (kicks Rex)\n\nTyson: (laughs) You're mine. It's time to die.\n\nChief: I don't think so. (punches Tyson)\n\nThey five of them started punching and kicking.\n\nTyson: (laughs) You can't beat me, old man.\n\nChief: I may be old, but you'll never win either.\n\nTyson: Oh yeah. Try this. (farts)\n\nCharlie and Tyson let out a fog of gas.\n\nChief: (coughs) Where are you?\n\nTyson: Right here.\n\nThey turned around and Tyson and Charlie came out of nowhere. They kept punching and kicking them. They finally punched them so hard, they flew against a wall, and landed in the woods. They were knocked out.\n\nWanda: Rex. (echoes)\n\nJack: Chief. (echoes)\n\nEmily: Rebel. (echoes)\n\nTyson came closer.\n\nTyson: (laughs) Like I said, it's time to die.\n\nRebel: Stay away from my friends.\n\nHe ran towards Tyson, but Tyson knocked him out really hard.\n\nTyson: Maybe I should start with you.\n\nJust then, a weird rumble started happening.\n\nCharlie: Huh? What's happening?\n\nBernard: What the hell is going on?\n\nJust then, a large snake came out of the shadows. He was huge.\n\nSnake: Hello there, dinner.\n\nDante: A s... s... snake. A b... b... big snake.\n\nTyson: Oh no.\n\nHe coiled around him.\n\nTyson: What the?! Let me go.\n\nThen he swallowed him whole.\n\nSnake: Now that hit the spot. Anyways, later, old chaps.\n\nThen he slithered away. Everyone was surprised.\n\nNancy: Did that just happen?\n\nDave: I'm afraid so.\n\nThen they saw their friends knocked out cold. Rex and Chief got up.\n\nWanda: Rex. Chief.\n\nThey were okay, but they were a little wounded.\n\nDanny: Are you two okay?\n\nRex: We're good.\n\nWanda: My boys.\n\nChief: Just a few scratches and bruises. That's all.\n\nPups: Dad. Uncle Chief.\n\nThe pups pounced on them. They laughed. Then they looked and saw Rebel. Rebel was badly hurt.\n\nEmily: Rebel. Wake up. (cries)\n\nWilliam: He was a brave dog. (whimpers)\n\nAl: Rad dude.\n\nJenny: A brave hot dog.\n\nRex: That guy fought bravely to save our kids.\n\nWanda: We owe him a thank you.\n\nBernard: I'm gonna miss that chap.\n\nRebel: You won't have to.\n\nBernard: Huh?\n\nHe turned around and opened his eyes.\n\nEmily: Rebel.\n\nRebel: Em.\n\nJenny: He's alive.\n\nRebel: Of course I am. (howls)\n\nThey all howled.\n\nEmily: Are you sure you're okay?\n\nRebel: (groans) I'm fine. I just have a scratch. Or three. Okay, a couple of bruises and scratches.\n\nEmily: Silly mutt.\n\nShe kissed him on the lips.\n\nRebel: Wow. But also, I love you, Emily.\n\nEmily: I love you too, Rebel.\n\nRebel: Will you marry me?\n\nEmily: Of course, you lunkhead. Yes. (licks Rebel)\n\nAl: (sniffs) This is just magical.\n\nRex: But there's one more thing to take care of.\n\nCharlie: (groans) What? Where's Tyson?\n\nRex: He's gone.\n\nEveryone growled and gave him the angry dog face.\n\nCharlie: (laughs) You may have defeated Tyson, but you'll never get rid of me.\n\nJust then, Mitzi showed up.\n\nMitzi: There you are, honey.\n\nChief: Oh yeah. You were saying?!\n\nCharlie: Oh no. Not her.\n\nMitzi: Come and give your honey some sugar.\n\nCharlie ran away trying to get away from Mitzi.\n\nDante: Well. All is well, that ends well.\n\nEveryone laughed. Then they went home. Next morning, Rebel and Emily were getting married.\n\nSheila: Do you take this dog to be your wife?\n\nRebel: I do. (barks)\n\nSheila: And do you take this dog to be your husband?\n\nEmily: I do. (barks)\n\nSheila: I now pronounce you both, married. (howls)\n\n(audience applauding and dogs howling)\n\nAfter a few days since Rebel and Emily were married, Rebel got back with Rex and his friends.\n\nRebel: Hi, babe.\n\nEmily: Hi, honey. I've got a surprise for you.\n\nRebel: A surprise? What is it?\n\n(puppies barking)\n\nFour puppies pounced on Rebel.\n\nRebel: (laughs) What?\n\nEmily: Surprise. We're officially parents.\n\nRebel: Really? I'm so proud of you.\n\nJenny: What did you name them?\n\nEmily: Oh. This is Lenny, Dotty, Mavis, and Jim.\n\nRebel and Emily's pups: Hello.\n\nJim: Oh. Wait.\n\nWanda: Do you have to go?\n\nJim: Yeah.\n\nMavis: Me too.\n\nRex: I'll go with him.\n\nA few minutes later, everyone saw the pups digging in the food.\n\nEveryone: Pups!!!\n\nJude: Huh? Oh. Hi, Mom, Dad. Everyone.\n\nDotty: We might have gotten carried away.\n\nLenny: Sorry.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\nJack: Well. It's bath time.\n\nEleanor: Oh. Me first.\n\nLucy: No way.\n\nLenny: I'll race you guys.\n\nDotty: You're on.\n\nJim: Hey, wait for me.\n\nRex: (laughs) Kids.\n\nAt night, it was almost time for bed.\n\nWanda: Okay, everyone. Time to get some sleep.\n\nMavis: Mom. Dad. Can you tell us a story?\n\nLenny: Yeah.\n\nJude: Storytime.\n\nRex: Nope. It's time for bed.\n\nPups: Aww.\n\nDave: Alright, listen to your parents.\n\nMavis: Aww. Can we have a story?\n\nPups: Please?\n\nNelson: Please don't give us the eyes?\n\nBut the pups already gave them the puppy eyes.\n\nWanda: Come on, Rex.\n\nRex: Okay.\n\nMargaret: Of course, children.\n\nBernard: Well, I got a great one. Did I ever tell you...\n\n(few minutes later)\n\nBernard: And that's how he did it.\n\nPups: Yay. (yawns)\n\nLucy: Wow. You really survived a fire trying to save Mom?\n\nRex: That's me.\n\nLenny: And you all fought bravely at Tyson. He sounds like a big mean old dog.\n\nChief: Hey.\n\nLenny: Sorry.\n\nRebel: He sure was a mean dog.\n\nJude: Okay. Now I'm tired.\n\nMargaret: Come along, kids.\n\n(more minutes later)\n\nEveryone was asleep. Except for Rebel and Emily.\n\nEmily: Rebel. I already said that you're penis looks wonderful.\n\nRebel: Yep. The floof covering your little tits is still beautiful.\n\nEmily: Why thank you.\n\nWilliam: Do I hear some sexy talking going on there?\n\nRebel and Emily: Uh. Yes.\n\nJenny: Well, let's start now.\n\nRex: I like that.\n\nThey all started being sexy. The girl dogs were rubbing the males' penises, butts and bellies. And the males started messing with the females' butts and bellies.\n\nRex: This is wonderful. (rubbing Wanda's butt)\n\nWanda: I agree with you, Rex. (rubbing Rex's penis)\n\nRebel: This was a great idea. (licking Emily's belly)\n\nEmily: It sure was. (licking Rebel's penis)\n\nBernard: (sighs) Oh. Yes. That feels so good. Keep going, please. (touching Nancy's butt)\n\nNancy: Okay. (rubbing and licking Bernard and Chief's penis)\n\nChief: That feels nice. (also rubbing Nancy's butt)\n\nDante: You're right. This is relaxing. (rubbing Jenny's butt)\n\nAl: I told you, dude. (touching Sheila's butt)\n\nJack: Of course, mate. (also touching Sheila's butt)\n\nSheila: Yep. So relaxing. (rubbing Al and Jack's penis)\n\nJenny: This is really hot dog. (licking Dante's cock)\n\nWilliam: I wish we could do this every night. (licking his cock)\n\nDave: (sighs) We're adults. We can do it whenever we want. (rubbing his penis)\n\nMargaret: He's right. (rubbing Nelson's weiner)\n\nNelson: I can get used to this. (licking Margaret's bottom)\n\nDanny: (sighs) I love this. I feel like a hot dog now.\n\nRex: You are a hot dog, my dear Danny. And so is Jenny.\n\nJenny: I sure am.\n\nWanda: Rex, we're all hot dogs.\n\nThey all laughed."
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"writing": "On that day in England, Rebel was still behind bars and still a little wounded from the fight with Boxer.\n\nRebel: That was one crazy dog, and so was Tyzon. Well, I'm glad it's over now.\n\nThen he looked at his penis.\n\nRebel: At least this calms me down.\n\nBut then, a nice poodle named Emily saw him sad.\n\nEmily: Excuse me?\n\nRebel looked up and saw her. He was surprised to see a beautiful poodle in his sight.\n\nEmily: Are you okay, Mr... Umm.\n\nRebel: Rebel. Just call me Rebel.\n\nEmily: I'm Emily. Are you okay, Mr. Rebel?\n\nRebel: I'm good. But I'm still a little injured.\n\nEmily: I see. Tyzon is the worst. But he's out of the picture. So we're all okay now.\n\nBasset hound: It's true. Name's Danny.\n\nGreat Dane: That's right, mate. I'm William.\n\nRebel was grateful to hear that, but still upset.\n\nDachshund: Hey, you still look upset. By the way, I'm Jenny.\n\nRebel: Hi, Jenny, William, Danny. I'm just upset that I lost a battle. And that's not all. Look what the maniac Boxer did to my butt.\n\nRebel showed his rump to everyone. It was teared up.\n\nJenny: Oh my. (faints)\n\nEmily: Dear me.\n\nWilliam: Good heavens.\n\nDanny: That looks like it hurt.\n\nRebel: I know. That's it. I'm going to escape this facility.\n\nWilliam: We're going too, brother.\n\nIt was still the middle of the night. The five were planning their escape. Jenny peeked outside of her cell.\n\nJenny: Alright, the cost is clear.\n\nShe squeezed through the bars and was free.\n\nRebel: Quick, now get the keys.\n\nJenny: Got it.\n\nJenny snuck in the front office and saw the keys.\n\nJenny: There they are.\n\nShe reached and grabbed the keys. She ran back to the others.\n\nJenny: Got them.\n\nJenny quickly unlocked the cell doors. The four dog friends were out.\n\nDanny: Nice work, Jenny.\n\nJenny: Hey, what can I say? I am a dachshund or sausage dog after all. Now let's bail out of this joint.\n\nWilliam used the keys for the front door. Everyone ran as far as they could. But another dog was watching them. A big dog.\n\nIt was night. They all were in the woods.\n\nDanny: Well, hot diggity dog. We're free. No offense there, Jenny.\n\nThey all howled.\n\nRebel: We're finally out. I could just lick myself clean.\n\nRebel started licking his cock. Everyone was shocked and surprised.\n\n(Everyone looking at Rebel shockingly surprised)\n\nRebel: What? Too much? At least it's better than the pound.\n\nEmily: True. By the way, your cock looks handsome.\n\nRebel: Oh. Um. Thank you. (starts blushing) But I still feel like a small chihuahua just bit my spot.\n\nEmily: Oh no. Where? Here? (touches Rebel's paw)\n\nRebel: Oh, yeah.\n\nEmily: And here. (touches Rebel's butt)\n\nRebel: There too.\n\nEmily: Even here? (touches Rebel's penis)\n\nRebel: Ooh. That's it. You can keep going if you want.\n\nWilliam: I think sex is a splendid idea.\n\nDanny: Then let's start now.\n\nThey all started rubbing and licking each other's bellies, butts, and penises.\n\nJenny: (sighs) This feels so good.\n\nDanny: Yeah. I love tummy rubs and weiner rubs.\n\nWilliam: It sure is relaxing.\n\nRebel: Yeah. It is. And love the breasts in your fur, Em.\n\nEmily: Oh. (giggles) Why thank you. (licks Rebel's penis and his cheek)\n\nRebel: Wow. That was nice and sexy.\n\nJust then, they were getting hungry.\n\nDanny: (stomach growls) Aw. My belly is talking to me.\n\nEmily: (laughs) No, silly. It means you're hungry.\n\nDanny: Oh. I mean... I knew that.\n\nThen the dogs smelled something.\n\nAll: Sausages.\n\nDanny: No offense, Jenny.\n\nJenny: (laughs) Don't worry. I know what you mean.\n\nThey went up the grass and saw the hot dog cart.\n\nRebel: Alright, I have an idea. Danny, play dead, while we grabbed the sausages.\n\nDanny: Of course, old chap.\n\nDanny was out on the road, then a car was driving towards him. So he dropped with his tongue out pretending to be hurt.\n\nHot dog person: Wait. Stop.\n\nThe car stopped. Everyone saw Danny on the ground. The other dogs snuck past the crowd and in the alley.\n\nWilliam: Okay. Now.\n\nThey snuck past the people again and grabbed all the sausages.\n\nEmily: Okay. Let's go.\n\nThey all ran back in the woods.\n\nJenny: (whistles) Danny, come on.\n\nDanny: Okay.\n\nDanny got back up and ran past all the people. They were all enjoying the sausages.\n\nJenny: Now that is hot dog, and delicious.\n\nThey all laughed. As they were eating, they all saw a lonely husky named Sheila, a german shepherd named Dave, a beagle named Dante, and a chihuahua named Nancy.\n\nWilliam: Excuse us.\n\nThey all spotted them and came to them.\n\nDave: Yes?\n\nWilliam: Are you all okay?\n\nSheila: Yes, we're okay.\n\nDante: We're just hungry. (stomach growls)\n\nRebel: Well, sit down, old chaps. Join us for dinner.\n\nEmily: Yes. There's plenty for everyone.\n\nJenny: Danny!!\n\nDanny: Fine. I guess you can have some of mine too.\n\nNancy: Aw. Thank you, mates.\n\nThey all started eating.\n\nDante: So good.\n\nRebel: Yep.\n\nThen Rebel and Emily kept eating until they pressed on each other's noses.\n\nRebel: Oh. Sorry.\n\nEmily: (giggles) That's okay.\n\nThen they started with sex again. But the same big dog was spying on them again. Sheila got the feeling.\n\nSheila: Huh? Who's there?\n\nRebel: Um, us.\n\nSheila: Not you guys. I'm getting this feeling that we're being watched.\n\nRebel: Wait, I'm getting that feeling too.\n\nEmily: So am I.\n\nDante: Oh no. Not animal control.\n\nDanny: We're not going back to that pound.\n\nThey got ready to fight the animal control. But it was actually the dog wearing a hood.\n\nRebel: Another dog?\n\nDog: Yes.\n\nDave: Well, sorry. If you're hungry, we ran out.\n\nDanny: Follow us. We'll find more food.\n\nSo they continued their walk. Just then, Rebel saw the Buckingham Palace.\n\nWilliam: The Buckingham Palace. Maybe they'll help us.\n\nNancy: I don't know. Only royals are allowed.\n\nDog: No. We must.\n\nThey came closer, but some guards stopped them.\n\nGuard 1: Halt.\n\nGuard 2: Sorry. No dogs allowed. But the royals.\n\nNancy: See.\n\nJust then, Rex and Jack came out to pee.\n\nRex: (sighs) That feels better.\n\nJack: You're right about that, mate.\n\nBut then they saw the commotion at the gates.\n\nRex: By jove. What is going on there?\n\nThe guard saw Rex and Jack come by.\n\nGuard 2: (gasps) E. Gadd. His majesty.\n\nGuard 1: Quick, bow down.\n\nDante: Uh. What's going on?\n\nThey saw Rex and Jack.\n\nDanny: One of the royal corgis and his little rat friend.\n\nThey all bowed down.\n\nRex: (barks) You may rise.\n\nThey all rose up.\n\nJack: Wait. I'm not a rat. (growls)\n\nRex: Okay. Calm down, Jack. I'm sure he didn't mean what he said. Did you?\n\nNancy: He better not. I'm literally offended.\n\nDante: No. I was kidding. We're actually meeting the royal dogs.\n\nRex: Yes. That's right. Sorry, but we don't allow anymore strays in the castle.\n\nRebel: But we're out here. And we're hungry.\n\nRex: Hey. You seem very familiar. Have we seen him before, Jack?\n\nJack: I don't know.\n\nRex, Jack and Rebel sniffed each other's butts. They recognized each other.\n\nRex: Wait.\n\nRex and Jack: Rebel?\n\nRebel: Rex and Jack?\n\nThey all hugged each other.\n\nGuard 2: It seems they know each other.\n\nGuard 1: Agreed.\n\nRex: Wait. You finally got out of that pound?\n\nRebel: Don't remind me. I still nightmares.\n\nJack: You're still thinking about Tyson, huh?\n\nRebel: How did you know?\n\nRex: Your butt. It still has that same bite mark from last time.\n\nJack: Oh. Who are your friends?\n\nRebel: This is Emily, William, Jenny, Danny, Dave, Sheila, Nancy, and Dante.\n\nDante: And we're not sure who this guy is.\n\nAll: Hello. Your majesties.\n\nJack: Nice to meet you all. But we can't expect anymore dogs.\n\nJust then, The Queen and Wanda came out.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: What do we have here?\n\nThey all were surprised when they saw the queen.\n\nDanny: Is that the... (mouth opened wide)\n\nRex: (closes Danny's mouth) The Queen? Yes.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Don't be afraid. You all look tired and hungry.\n\nWanda: Rex.\n\nRex: Wanda, my darling. (kisses Wanda's paw)\n\nRex and Wanda nuzzled each other. The hooded dog saw that Rex and Wanda were together. And was really mad. But he did have a score against Rex.\n\nWanda: Who are they?\n\nRex: Wanda. This is Rebel, Emily, Danny, William, Jenny, Sheila, Dave, Dante, Nancy, and some hooded dog. Everyone, this is Wanda, my mate. And my friend, Jack.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nWanda: Charmed.\n\nJack: G'day, mates.\n\nWanda: Wait, I remember you, Rebel. You had a fight with Boxer.\n\nRebel: Yeah. I've still have the marks to prove it. And Wanda, you still look as pretty as you were.\n\nWanda: (giggles) Why thank you.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Since they know each other, I guess a few more couldn't hurt.\n\nPrince Phillip: My queen. I'm not sure about that. Maybe try reconsidering.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: Oh, do shut up, Phillip. They're homeless. They're accepted as royals.\n\nPrince Phillip: But.\n\nQueen Elizabeth: End of discussion.\n\nThey all went inside the palace.\n\nNancy: I can't believe that we're actually inside the Buckingham Palace.\n\nNelson: It is quite wonderful. You'll find yourselves at home here very well.\n\nWilliam: We sure will.\n\nRex: Oh, where are my manners? This is Nelson, and Margaret.\n\nNelson: Charmed, my good friends. Charmed.\n\nMargaret: Wonderful to meet you.\n\nWilliam: Honor to meet you too. (stomach growls)\n\nMargaret: What in the world? When was the last time you all ate?\n\nRebel: We did have some sausages and dog food from the pound. Other than that, nothing.\n\nWanda: You pour things.\n\nRex: No. That won't do. If you'll follow us.\n\nThey all enjoyed dinner in their private room.\n\nDave: (sighs) Someone pinch me, I think I'm in heaven.\n\n(Al pinches Dave)\n\nDave: Ow. I didn't mean literally. And who are these guys?\n\nDanny: (laughs) And who are little ones?\n\nRex: Oh. These are also our friends. Al, Bernard, and Chief.\n\nChief: Pleasure to meet you.\n\nDante: You too.\n\nWanda: And these are our kids. Eleanor, Lucy and Jude.\n\nEleanor, Lucy and, Jude: Hello. (bows down)\n\nSheila: What a wonderful family.\n\nJude: Can I sniff you?\n\nRex: Jude. I'm so sorry.\n\nDave: It's okay. I don't mind.\n\nWanda: Of course. Rex, be nice.\n\nThey began sniffing the dogs. A few minutes later, everyone was asleep. Except for Rebel.\n\nRex woke up.\n\nRex: Are you okay, Rebel?\n\nRebel: I'm fine. I'm still thinking about something.\n\nRex: Is it Tyzon? I couldn't stop thinking about him for days.\n\nBernard: Neither of us couldn't. It reminds me of the time when I couldn't stop thinking about my parents.\n\nJack: Oh great. Here we go.\n\nThey sat down to hear the story.\n\nBernard: I was still a young pup, just like you kids. My family had the best of times.\n\nLucy: What happened to your family, Mr. Bernard?\n\nBernard: Well, they were taken. Before that happened, they took me somewhere safe in the woods. But when I got older, I still haven't seen my parents. But I was taken to an animal shelter. That's when I met your parents.\n\nAl: Don't worry, bro. You gotta chill out, and forget about him. Tyzon is far away from us.\n\nChief: He's right. You're safe here.\n\nEveryone came together.\n\nRebel: Thank you.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nThey all started hugging. Rex and Rebel went for a drink of water. Just then, the hooded dog came to them. They turned around.\n\nRex: Oh. You're thirsty too?\n\nHooded dog: Yes. I am. (slaps Rex and Rebel)\n\nEveryone else heard what was happening.\n\nWanda: Rex. Are you two okay?\n\nRex: We're good.\n\nNelson: You. What gives? Can't you accept a spot of tea?\n\nTyzon: Yes. A tea of blood.\n\nRex, Wanda, Jack, Bernard, Chief, Al, Rebel, Emily, Danny, William, and Jenny suddenly recognized that voice.\n\nChief: Wait. That voice.\n\nJack: I recognize that voice too.\n\nTyzon: (laughs) Of course you do. (takes off the hood)\n\nEveryone was surprised. The dog revealed to be Tyzon.\n\nChief: (gasps) You.\n\nRex: Tyzon?\n\nTyzon: Missed me, Chief? Rex? Anyone?\n\nBernard: Not really.\n\nJack: Of course not. I see you're more uglier than the last time.\n\nChief: I agree. What are you doing here?\n\nTyzon: I'm here for my revenge. Against him.\n\nThey all looked at Rex.\n\nRex: What do you mean?\n\nLucy: What did dad even do to you?\n\nTyzon: He took everything from me. And you took my girl.\n\nWanda: I'm not your girl. I never wanted to be your girl.\n\nTyson: What?\n\nRex: Wanda was never yours to begin with. She chose me. And we all saw why.\n\nMargaret: That's right.\n\nNelson: I suggest you leave, or the guards will find you.\n\nTyzon: It will take more than guards to stop me. (farts)\n\nHe let out a big gas cloud. Then it disappeared.\n\nMargaret: By George. What is that stench? Wait. The children are gone.\n\nRex: Eleanor? Lucy? Jude?\n\nWanda: Kids?\n\nWilliam: (sniffs) Everyone, their scent is outside.\n\nRebel: That ugly mutt Tyzon must have taken them.\n\nWilliam: Let's go.\n\nWhen they went outside, the guards were knocked out.\n\nEmily: What happened?\n\nDante: (sniffs) They're still alive. Just got knocked out cold.\n\nRebel: It's my fault. I should've known it was Tyson.\n\nEmily: It's okay, Rebel. You didn't know.\n\nWanda: Don't worry. We didn't know either.\n\nRex: That's it. Let's get our kids back.\n\nWanda: Yeah. I was waiting to kick some butt.\n\nAll: Yeah.\n\nBernard: Another adventure. It reminds me of the time...\n\nAll: No time, Bernard.\n\nBernard: Fine. Nevermind. Let's just go.\n\nThen they all ran and set off. They kept going until Sheila picked up a scent.\n\nSheila: I got the pups scent. (sniffs) Ugh. And Tyzon's scent.\n\nDave: Good work, Sheila.\n\nDanny: Hold up. (sniffs) What's this other scent? It smells like it belongs to another dog. But it's smaller than Tyzon and bigger than the pups.\n\nJack: I don't know.\n\nChief: Let's go.\n\nThey kept following the scent. But then another hooded dog came out and farted right at everyone.\n\nRex: (coughs) That's bad.\n\nJenny: What is it with dogs and... farting? (yawns)\n\nThen they fell asleep. When they woke up, they were tied up in sausages.\n\nNelson: What in the world?\n\nJack: Why are we tied up in sausages?\n\nTyson: Welcome.\n\nThe lights came on. They were all in a room.\n\nRex: What is this?\n\nThen they saw a machine that would crush them and slice them.\n\nTyson: This is your doom. I knew you would come rescue your puppies. So I had some help.\n\nCharlie came out of the shadows.\n\nCharlie: Hello, Rex.\n\nRex: Charlie?\n\nCharlie: That's right. I'm back.\n\nMargaret: Oh really. Then how is going with your girlfriend, Mitzi?\n\nCharlie: Oh. Don't remind me about her. I still don't like her. Besides, we have your kids.\n\nBernard: Wait. It was you two?\n\nCharlie: That's right.\n\nRex: You betrayed me and got me sent to the pound. And now you two teamed up and took our kids?\n\nTyson: Bingo. I like this kid. In fact, I don't.\n\nCharlie: Neither do I. Now, say goodbye to your precious pups. (laughs)\n\nThey revealed their pups to be on the moving line of the machine.\n\nJude: Mom. Dad. Everyone.\n\nPups: Help us.\n\nTyson: Bye-bye.\n\nThey turned on the machine. Everyone started moving on the conveyor belt.\n\nBernard: I never thought it would end like this. It reminds me of the time...\n\nJack: Bernard. Just, not right now.\n\nJenny: I just want to bite that sneaky snake. Like this rope of sausages. Wait, it's sausages. Bernard, distract them.\n\nBernard: Wait.\n\n(turns the machine off)\n\nTyson: Now what is it?\n\nBernard: This is some plan that you two came up with.\n\nCharlie: Why yes. It is.\n\nBernard: But I'm curious. How did you do it?\n\nThey started talking about the plan they came up with. Everyone started biting the rope of sausages.\n\nBernard: Wonderful. Just wonderful.\n\nCharlie: Good. Now say goodbye.\n\nRex: That won't be necessary.\n\nThey all broke free.\n\nTyson: What?\n\nChief: Give up.\n\nTyson: Never. Besides, what about them?\n\nEleanor: Uh. We're getting closer.\n\nRebel: No.\n\nRebel rushed and pulled the off switch on the machine.\n\nRebel: You alright, kids?\n\nLucy: Yeah.\n\nEleanor: Thanks for saving us.\n\nJude: Mom. Dad.\n\nRex: Kids.\n\nThey started hugging each other.\n\nJack: Wonderful moment.\n\nTyson: That's it. I guess I'll finish you myself.\n\nTyson and Charlie pounced right at Rex, until Rebel jumped in the way.\n\nThe four dogs crashed outside. They started battling each other.\n\nRex: How dare you take my kids.\n\nRebel: You can't just take young pups and turn them into meat.\n\nTyson: Oh really. (punches Rebel)\n\nCharlie: We can do whatever. It's all because of you that I became like this. (kicks Rex)\n\nTyson: (laughs) You're mine. It's time to die.\n\nChief: I don't think so. (punches Tyson)\n\nThey five of them started punching and kicking.\n\nTyson: (laughs) You can't beat me, old man.\n\nChief: I may be old, but you'll never win either.\n\nTyson: Oh yeah. Try this. (farts)\n\nCharlie and Tyson let out a fog of gas.\n\nChief: (coughs) Where are you?\n\nTyson: Right here.\n\nThey turned around and Tyson and Charlie came out of nowhere. They kept punching and kicking them. They finally punched them so hard, they flew against a wall, and landed in the woods. They were knocked out.\n\nWanda: Rex. (echoes)\n\nJack: Chief. (echoes)\n\nEmily: Rebel. (echoes)\n\nTyson came closer.\n\nTyson: (laughs) Like I said, it's time to die.\n\nRebel: Stay away from my friends.\n\nHe ran towards Tyson, but Tyson knocked him out really hard.\n\nTyson: Maybe I should start with you.\n\nJust then, a weird rumble started happening.\n\nCharlie: Huh? What's happening?\n\nBernard: What the hell is going on?\n\nJust then, a large snake came out of the shadows. He was huge.\n\nSnake: Hello there, dinner.\n\nDante: A s... s... snake. A b... b... big snake.\n\nTyson: Oh no.\n\nHe coiled around him.\n\nTyson: What the?! Let me go.\n\nThen he swallowed him whole.\n\nSnake: Now that hit the spot. Anyways, later, old chaps.\n\nThen he slithered away. Everyone was surprised.\n\nNancy: Did that just happen?\n\nDave: I'm afraid so.\n\nThen they saw their friends knocked out cold. Rex and Chief got up.\n\nWanda: Rex. Chief.\n\nThey were okay, but they were a little wounded.\n\nDanny: Are you two okay?\n\nRex: We're good.\n\nWanda: My boys.\n\nChief: Just a few scratches and bruises. That's all.\n\nPups: Dad. Uncle Chief.\n\nThe pups pounced on them. They laughed. Then they looked and saw Rebel. Rebel was badly hurt.\n\nEmily: Rebel. Wake up. (cries)\n\nWilliam: He was a brave dog. (whimpers)\n\nAl: Rad dude.\n\nJenny: A brave hot dog.\n\nRex: That guy fought bravely to save our kids.\n\nWanda: We owe him a thank you.\n\nBernard: I'm gonna miss that chap.\n\nRebel: You won't have to.\n\nBernard: Huh?\n\nHe turned around and opened his eyes.\n\nEmily: Rebel.\n\nRebel: Em.\n\nJenny: He's alive.\n\nRebel: Of course I am. (howls)\n\nThey all howled.\n\nEmily: Are you sure you're okay?\n\nRebel: (groans) I'm fine. I just have a scratch. Or three. Okay, a couple of bruises and scratches.\n\nEmily: Silly mutt.\n\nShe kissed him on the lips.\n\nRebel: Wow. But also, I love you, Emily.\n\nEmily: I love you too, Rebel.\n\nRebel: Will you marry me?\n\nEmily: Of course, you lunkhead. Yes. (licks Rebel)\n\nAl: (sniffs) This is just magical.\n\nRex: But there's one more thing to take care of.\n\nCharlie: (groans) What? Where's Tyson?\n\nRex: He's gone.\n\nEveryone growled and gave him the angry dog face.\n\nCharlie: (laughs) You may have defeated Tyson, but you'll never get rid of me.\n\nJust then, Mitzi showed up.\n\nMitzi: There you are, honey.\n\nChief: Oh yeah. You were saying?!\n\nCharlie: Oh no. Not her.\n\nMitzi: Come and give your honey some sugar.\n\nCharlie ran away trying to get away from Mitzi.\n\nDante: Well. All is well, that ends well.\n\nEveryone laughed. Then they went home. Next morning, Rebel and Emily were getting married.\n\nSheila: Do you take this dog to be your wife?\n\nRebel: I do. (barks)\n\nSheila: And do you take this dog to be your husband?\n\nEmily: I do. (barks)\n\nSheila: I now pronounce you both, married. (howls)\n\n(audience applauding and dogs howling)\n\nAfter a few days since Rebel and Emily were married, Rebel got back with Rex and his friends.\n\nRebel: Hi, babe.\n\nEmily: Hi, honey. I've got a surprise for you.\n\nRebel: A surprise? What is it?\n\n(puppies barking)\n\nFour puppies pounced on Rebel.\n\nRebel: (laughs) What?\n\nEmily: Surprise. We're officially parents.\n\nRebel: Really? I'm so proud of you.\n\nJenny: What did you name them?\n\nEmily: Oh. This is Lenny, Dotty, Mavis, and Jim.\n\nRebel and Emily's pups: Hello.\n\nJim: Oh. Wait.\n\nWanda: Do you have to go?\n\nJim: Yeah.\n\nMavis: Me too.\n\nRex: I'll go with him.\n\nA few minutes later, everyone saw the pups digging in the food.\n\nEveryone: Pups!!!\n\nJude: Huh? Oh. Hi, Mom, Dad. Everyone.\n\nDotty: We might have gotten carried away.\n\nLenny: Sorry.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\nJack: Well. It's bath time.\n\nEleanor: Oh. Me first.\n\nLucy: No way.\n\nLenny: I'll race you guys.\n\nDotty: You're on.\n\nJim: Hey, wait for me.\n\nRex: (laughs) Kids.\n\nAt night, it was almost time for bed.\n\nWanda: Okay, everyone. Time to get some sleep.\n\nMavis: Mom. Dad. Can you tell us a story?\n\nLenny: Yeah.\n\nJude: Storytime.\n\nRex: Nope. It's time for bed.\n\nPups: Aww.\n\nDave: Alright, listen to your parents.\n\nMavis: Aww. Can we have a story?\n\nPups: Please?\n\nNelson: Please don't give us the eyes?\n\nBut the pups already gave them the puppy eyes.\n\nWanda: Come on, Rex.\n\nRex: Okay.\n\nMargaret: Of course, children.\n\nBernard: Well, I got a great one. Did I ever tell you...\n\n(few minutes later)\n\nBernard: And that's how he did it.\n\nPups: Yay. (yawns)\n\nLucy: Wow. You really survived a fire trying to save Mom?\n\nRex: That's me.\n\nLenny: And you all fought bravely at Tyson. He sounds like a big mean old dog.\n\nChief: Hey.\n\nLenny: Sorry.\n\nRebel: He sure was a mean dog.\n\nJude: Okay. Now I'm tired.\n\nMargaret: Come along, kids.\n\n(more minutes later)\n\nEveryone was asleep. Except for Rebel and Emily.\n\nEmily: Rebel. I already said that you're penis looks wonderful.\n\nRebel: Yep. The floof covering your little tits is still beautiful.\n\nEmily: Why thank you.\n\nWilliam: Do I hear some sexy talking going on there?\n\nRebel and Emily: Uh. Yes.\n\nJenny: Well, let's start now.\n\nRex: I like that.\n\nThey all started being sexy. The girl dogs were rubbing the males' penises, butts and bellies. And the males started messing with the females' butts and bellies.\n\nRex: This is wonderful. (rubbing Wanda's butt)\n\nWanda: I agree with you, Rex. (rubbing Rex's penis)\n\nRebel: This was a great idea. (licking Emily's belly)\n\nEmily: It sure was. (licking Rebel's penis)\n\nBernard: (sighs) Oh. Yes. That feels so good. Keep going, please. (touching Nancy's butt)\n\nNancy: Okay. (rubbing and licking Bernard and Chief's penis)\n\nChief: That feels nice. (also rubbing Nancy's butt)\n\nDante: You're right. This is relaxing. (rubbing Jenny's butt)\n\nAl: I told you, dude. (touching Sheila's butt)\n\nJack: Of course, mate. (also touching Sheila's butt)\n\nSheila: Yep. So relaxing. (rubbing Al and Jack's penis)\n\nJenny: This is really hot dog. (licking Dante's cock)\n\nWilliam: I wish we could do this every night. (licking his cock)\n\nDave: (sighs) We're adults. We can do it whenever we want. (rubbing his penis)\n\nMargaret: He's right. (rubbing Nelson's weiner)\n\nNelson: I can get used to this. (licking Margaret's bottom)\n\nDanny: (sighs) I love this. I feel like a hot dog now.\n\nRex: You are a hot dog, my dear Danny. And so is Jenny.\n\nJenny: I sure am.\n\nWanda: Rex, we're all hot dogs.\n\nThey all laughed."
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