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      "body": "[quote]\"thetourist\":/users/1836709 said:\nBoy am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here.\n\nWhat I wanna know is where’s the caveman?\n[/quote]\n\n[quote]\"thetourist\":/users/1836709 said:\nBoy am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here.\n\nWhat I wanna know is where’s the caveman?\n[/quote]\n\nDamn I remember that",
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      "body": "Boy am I glad that he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here.\n\nWhat I wanna know is where’s the caveman?",
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      "body": "The beat ending imo, well desreved heh",
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      "body": "Wow, what a \"chilly\" reception!",
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