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Chef Boneitelli was riding the rollercoaster and having fun.\n\nChef Boneitelli: This is so fun, I just want to let my tongue wave out.\n\nFemale Dog: Me too.\n\nMurphy: So do I. Hot diggity.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Me too. Hi, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Ciao, Murphy. Funny. You three having fun?\n\nFunny Ferguson: Yep.\n\nJosie: Me too. My name is Josie.\n\nJosie was an orange cat with a blue shirt.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Nice to meet you, Josie.\n\nThey riding and letting their tongues blow in the air.\n\nWhen they got off, Chef Boneitelli left for the store for the ingredients for food.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Ciao.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Bye, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nThen Murphy, Female Dog, Funny, and Josie saw Chef Boneitelli's penis.\n\nMurphy: Her weiner looks wonderful.\n\nFemale Dog: Well, hot dog. You're not wrong.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Hey, let's follow her.\n\nMurphy: Yeah.\n\nJosie: Of course.\n\nJust then, the Wagners arrived.\n\nMurphy: Mr. and Mrs. Wagner. What are you doing here?\n\nMrs. Wagner: We're going after Chef Boneitelli and her cock.\n\nMr. Wagner: Yeah. What are you four doing here? Oh. Hi, Josie.\n\nJosie: Hello there, Wagners.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Well, we were all riding the rollercoaster and Chef Boneitelli left, but when we saw her weiner, we decided to go after her.\n\nMrs. Wagner: Wait. You're going after her too? This is a coincidence.\n\nJosie: It certainly is.\n\nMr. Wagner: Well come on. She's getting away.\n\nChef Boneitelli bought the ingredients and dropped them off at her restaurant. Then she went out for a drive. Suddenly, Chief Howley and Cat Firefighter saw Chef Boneitelli and her cock.\n\nChief Howley: Now that is a wonderful penis.\n\nChief Howley and Cat Firefighter started driving after her. So did Professor Frazzle, Dr. Barkley, Captain Seadog, Sheila, Bark Barkerson, Callie, Drake, Drew, Mr. and Mrs. Poochman, Swifty, Sadie, Labracadabrador, and Agatha. Chef Boneitelli was busy driving until she saw the pets were following her.\n\nChef Boneitelli: What in the world? Why is everyone following me? Did I do something wrong? I must have did something. No. But I never did anything to them. I better get to a safe place until they calm down.\n\nSo First, Chef Boneitelli drove to the airport.\n\nChef Boneitelli: I'm at the airport. (sighs) At least they're not following me anymore. And I can finally have some alone time for now.\n\nBut she was wrong. Everyone rushed to the airport.\n\nJosie: Over there.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Yikes. Nevermind.\n\nThen Chef Boneitelli went to Pupcake Mountain. She climbed all the way to the top of the mountain.\n\nChef Boneitelli: It's probably too cold for those pets to climb this mountain.\n\nJust then, she heard someone coming up the mountain.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh, great. Not them again.\n\nBut it was actually James, Fleur, Brian, Maddie, Henry, Donut, Maple, Harley, Alfie, Jackie, and Alexander.\n\nBrian: Oh. Hi there, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Hello, Jackie, Fleur, James, Harley, Henry, Maddie, Alfie, Maple, Alexander, Donut, and Brian. Wait, you're not chasing me too, are you?\n\nAlexander: Uh, no. We were just going skiing.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Phew. Okay.\n\nMaddie: (laughs) Why would you think that we'll chase you?\n\nChef Boneitelli: Because some dogs and cats won't stop coming after. I don't even know if I did something wrong to them.\n\nEveryone: Oh.\n\nBrian: Well, were in to help.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Aww. Thanks. But don't worry. They're not seriously going to climb all the way up this mountain.\n\nBut they all raced up the mountain and made it all the way to the top.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh no. I take that back.\n\nDonut: This isn't good.\n\nSwifty: Hi.\n\nHenry: Hey, everyone. What are you doing here?\n\nMr. Poochman: We were going for a drive. Until we ran into you guys. That's it. I can't take it.\n\nSadie: We're after Chef Boneitelli.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Told you.\n\nFleur: Get behind us.\n\nChef Boneitelli ran behind everyone.\n\nJames: Okay. Guys, what do we do?\n\nChef Boneitelli: I got this. Hi. Hey, is that a big hot dog?\n\nCallie: A hot dog?\n\nAll: Where?\n\nBut when they turned back around, she was gone.\n\nCaptain Seadog: What the?! Where'd they go?\n\nThey saw that she and the others dashed down the mountain.\n\nChef Boneitelli: (laughs) Just kidding.\n\nFleur: There was no hot dog.\n\nAnd they all drove off.\n\nSadie: She's getting away.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Quick. After her.\n\nNext, Chef Boneitelli, Henry, Maddie, James, Alexander, Brian, Harley, Donut, Maple, Fleur, Jackie, and Alfie all went to the beach. Pupstruction was there having fun. They were with Jessica, Marshmallow, Mona, Spruce, Mugsy, Misty, Celeste, and Tiana.\n\nPhinny: Oh. Hello, Chef Boneitelli.\n\nLuna: Hi, Chef Boneitelli, Henry, Maddie, Alexander, Brian, James, Maple, Jackie, Donut, Fleur, and Alfie.\n\nJames: Hiya, pups.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Ciao, Pupstruction.\n\nBailey: Hello. (licks Chef Boneitelli)\n\nBumper: What are you doing here?\n\nLuna: Ooh. I bet you're having a beach day too.\n\nChef Boneitelli: I was planning on having fun since I was done with work. But everyone keeps following me everywhere I go. Except for them.\n\nTank: But why?\n\nChef Boneitelli: I don't know. But I think we lost them now.\n\nTiana: Looks that way.\n\nCeleste: Yeah. They wouldn't dare bother us here.\n\nBut everyone arrived at the beach fast.\n\nTank: You mean them?\n\nEveryone looked at Celeste.\n\nCeleste: Nevermind. I take that back.\n\nChef Boneitelli: See? There they are now. They won't stop coming after me. Mamma mia, can't a dog get a break?\n\nMaya: Did you try talking to them?\n\nChef Boneitelli: No. I thought I did something that angered them. I need to get away from them until they cool down.\n\nCJ: (snores)\n\nRoxy: Um. CJ?\n\nCJ: Huh? Oh. I mean, sure. We can help.\n\nPhinny: We're here to help.\n\nBailey: Uh-huh.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Thank you, Pupstruction. Thank you, everyone.\n\nSo they drove off.\n\nHarry: So wait, where exactly did you go to try to get away from everyone?\n\nChef Boneitelli: Well. First I tried the airport, but they followed me there. Then I tried Pupcake Mountain, but they followed me there too. And last I tried the beach, but they followed us there as well.\n\nPhinny: I know just where to go.\n\nThey went to the Petsburg Bowl.\n\nPhinny: The Petsburg Bowl.\n\nJames: The Petsburg Bowl?\n\nPhinny: Yep.\n\nLuna: And it's perfectly quiet. In fact, it's so quiet, I can hear my echo. (Luna's voice echoing)\n\nBrian: Great choice, pups.\n\nBut everyone followed them there too.\n\nLuna: At least I thought it was. Maybe the lake.\n\nThey went to Petsburg Lake.\n\nJulie: There's no one at Petsburg Lake. You're all good.\n\nBut everyone followed them there too.\n\nJulie: Nevermind. Run. I mean, drive.\n\nRoxy: I know, how about Rottweiler Rock.\n\nThey got to Rottweiler Rock.\n\nChef Boneitelli: It's perfect. I don't see anyone.\n\nMugsy: Except for her.\n\nThey all looked. Roxy's mom was there.\n\nTank: Roxy, isn't that your mom?\n\nRoxy: Yeah. Hi, Mom. Sup?\n\nRoxy's Mom: Oh. Hi, Roxy.\n\nThey both gave each other a big hug.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Oh. Hello to you too, everyone.\n\nMaya: Hola.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Hey, you guys are watching the sunset too?\n\nChef Boneitelli: Well, no.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Oh. Roxy, what do you and your friends want to see me for?\n\nBumper: Nothing really, Mrs. Roxy's Mom.\n\nMike: Except there pets who are following us.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Maybe they're trying to be nice.\n\nRoxy: No, Mom. It's worst.\n\nJulie: Yeah. They kept following Chef Boneitelli, but now they won't stop following all of us.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Oh my. Now I see your point.\n\nPhinny: I hope it's okay if we stayed here with you.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Of course, Phinny. I don't mind.\n\nEveryone cheered.\n\nRoxy: Thanks, Mom.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Anything for my little pup and her friends.\n\nThey all watched the sunset.\n\nBailey: Wow.\n\nPhinny: You said it, sis.\n\nBailey: Uh-huh. (licks Phinny)\n\nMaddie: It really is beautiful.\n\nJames: Yeah. Like you.\n\nMaddie: Aww.\n\nMaya: That it is.\n\nChef Boneitelli: It's amazing.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Yep. That's why I came here. To watch the sunset. I wanted to see it from here.\n\nRoxy: Well, you picked the right place.\n\nRoxy's Mom: So, Chef Boneitelli. Why exactly is everyone mainly after you?\n\nChef Boneitelli: I have no idea. I don't know what I did. They won't tell me the truth.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Oh my. You know, some pets will do that, sugar. They just chase you and keep chasing you non stop without giving you a reason. Or stop somewhere.\n\nJust then, they heard vehicles coming.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Oh no. They found us.\n\nRoxy's Mom: I'm coming with you.\n\nThey got in their vehicles and drove off and went somewhere else. They went to train station, but everyone followed them there. Then they went to Wild Dog Woods, but everyone followed them there too. Everywhere they went, the other pets followed.\n\nRoxy's Mom: It's no use.\n\nCJ: Yeah. We went almost everywhere, and they're still driving after us.\n\nNo matter where they went, the other pets kept chasing them until Chef Boneitelli got mad.\n\nChef Boneitelli: That's it. Everyone, stop.\n\nThey all stopped. Chef Boneitelli was really angry.\n\nChef Boneitelli: This is ridiculous. What is wrong with all of you? Why is everyone following and chasing me? And why are you chasing them too?\n\nThey were all confused.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Whoa. Even I wouldn't get that mad.\n\nChief Howley: We weren't after them. We were after you.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Okay. But you haven't told me why. I didn't do anything to you. Why are you following just me?\n\nThey all pointed at her cock.\n\nChef Boneitelli: My penis?\n\nChief Howley: It looks so amazing.\n\nMurphy: And nice.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Aww. Thank you.\n\nProfessor Frazzle: We wanted to have sex with you.\n\nMr. Wagner: But we kinda got carried away.\n\nRoxy's Mom: Aww. That was good that you told us now.\n\nRoyal: But following and chasing someone without talking to them first isn't nice.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Everyone, I understand now. But you were chasing me everywhere in Petsburg. I thought I did something that upset you. But I thought wrong. And Royal's right. That wasn't very nice either.\n\nDrake: Yeah. We know.\n\nMurphy: We're sorry.\n\nDrew: Really sorry.\n\nThey all started whimpering and made the puppy eyes.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Aww. That's okay, everyone. But next time, just tell me or ask for my permission. Okay? Yes?\n\nAll: Okay.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Now bring it in.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nThey all got into a group hug.\n\nTank: I just love hugs.\n\nPhinny: We know, Tank. We know.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Good. Now who's hungry?\n\n(Tank, Bumper, and CJ's stomach growling)\n\nTank: I've been waiting to hear that.\n\nBumper: Yeah.\n\n(Roxy's Mom's stomach growling too)\n\nRoxy: I could eat. Uh, CJ?\n\nCJ: (snores) Just kidding.\n\nThey all laughed.\n\nMaya: I guess we can all use some food.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Come on. Dinner is on me.\n\nThey all cheered and went home. At night, Chef Boneitelli was getting ready for bed. She was already finished with work.\n\nChef Boneitelli: (yawns) Another good day. Not just at work, but also running around Petsburg.\n\nShe turned off the lights. But Chef Boneitelli tried to sleep, but she couldn't sleep. She was thinking about what happened today.\n\nChef Boneitelli: I kinda feel bad for being mad at my friends. But I at least forgave them. Hmm. I have an idea.\n\nSo Chef Boneitelli went outside to get everyone. They all gathered in her living room and were talking to each other. Chef Boneitelli tell them to quiet down while she's speaking.\n\nLabracadabrador: So, Chef Boneitelli, why are we here?\n\nMr. Poochman: Yeah. What's going on?\n\nProfessor Frazzle: Please tell us.\n\nFemale Dog: Yeah, sugar.\n\nJosie: What's going on?\n\nAgatha: Tell us.\n\nChef Boneitelli: Okay, everyone. Listen, I been thinking about what you said. You guys did get carried away alright. But I shouldn't have barked at you like that. I'm sorry. I just got so mad at you all because you kept coming after me and didn't give me space. And you also made me think that you were mad at me.\n\nMrs. Poochman: We're sorry too.\n\nAgatha: Yeah. We should have gave you space.\n\nChef Boneitelli: That's okay. So, I've decided to let you have sex with me. Because you wanted to.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Yay. Sexy sleepover.\n\nThey all were having sex, and also having the sleepover. They had a wonderful night. They all watch a movie.\n\nDrake: This is a wonderful movie.\n\nFunny Ferguson: (yawns) What?\n\nMurphy: Hmm. It looks like Funny agrees. Well, not really.\n\nFunny Ferguson: Nope. I agree. It's wonderful. And so is this. This is really hot dog.\n\nEveryone laughed."
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