{
  "description": "<p>How to make the Rumbletum Canteen's newest dish in 6 hysterical steps (courtesy of your friendly neighborhood Trickster Goddess):</p>\n<ol start=\"1\"><li>Shrink a pig-shaped blowhard to the size of a small grapefruit.</li>\n<li>Paste said blowhard onto an empty chair at your table.</li>\n<li>\"Invite\" a fire-elemental Blade to sit with you - and on said blowhard.</li>\n<li>Sprinkle a little \"special spice\" onto said Blade's food without her noticing.</li>\n<li>Observe the effects of the spice on said Blade's musculature and digestive system.</li>\n<li>ROFLYAO (Roll On Floor Laughing Your Ass Off).</li>\n</ol>\n<p>Alternate version here: <a href=\"https://www.weasyl.com/~veegrowmon/submissions/2363203/sow-erdough-a-la-flamb\">https://www.weasyl.com/~veegrowmon/submissions/2363203/sow-erdough-a-la-flamb</a></p>\n\n<p>Art by Shize (Patreon: <a href=\"https://www.patreon.com/Shize/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">https://www.patreon.com/Shize/</a> Twitter: <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ShizeArt/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">https://twitter.com/ShizeArt/</a>)<br>\nLauna Viander belongs to <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/user/xendrianmaranmore\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">xendrianmaranmore</a><br>\nPyra belongs to Nintendo/MonolithSoft<br>\nDigimon, Cho Hakkaimon (c) Bandai Namco</p>\n"
}