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      "body": "I would definitely list a moon-sized sandwich as a strength.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"rainevermore\":/users/2354680 said:\nhttps://youtube.com/shorts/CljvB28OHgg?si=TZfpxbnL4243QtFO\n\nThis popped in my head when I started reading your comment \n[/quote]\n\nThat exact thing was going through my head when I wrote my original comment. ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"wolf-lover69\":/users/1110851 said:\nI was bored and kinda horny to begin with when I started reading. I guess I have to see this through.\n[/quote]\n\n[quote]\"wolf-lover69\":/users/1110851 said:\nI was bored and kinda horny to begin with when I started reading. I guess I have to see this through.\n[/quote]\n\nhttps://youtube.com/shorts/CljvB28OHgg?si=TZfpxbnL4243QtFO\n\nThis popped in my head when I started reading your comment ",
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      "body": "I was bored and kinda horny to begin with when I started reading. I guess I have to see this through.",
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      "body": "Well that'd probably make a strange wet dream",
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      "body": "[quote]\"Instead, I spent six hours trying to explain what a sandwich is.\"[/quote]\nI like the implication that one of this guy's first thoughts upon meeting with an eldritch, tentacled void-woman from within the depths of his dreams was, \"Make me a sandwich, woman\"\n\nBut the real question is, \"does she know how to make a grilled cheese?\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WKRcBFuTJc",
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      "body": "Eldritch horror? Nah, try eldritch whoreor!",
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