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      "body": "[quote]\"im_genuinelynotcolin\":/users/971580 said:\nwhy does it make my hotdog become a pickle\n[/quote]\n\n???",
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      "body": "Im confused and turned on, what is this and why does it make my hotdog become a pickle",
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