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  {
    "body": "If there really is anyone out there who didn't get this joke... please don't write to the publisher...!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T16:24:16.926-04:00",
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  },
  {
    "body": "FAILED!*",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T16:22:04.976-04:00",
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    "is_active": true,
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    "version": 2,
    "width": 775,
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  },
  {
    "body": "You're right! No one will notice, I guess!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T16:21:16.808-04:00",
    "height": 166,
    "id": 177777,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T16:21:16.808-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  {
    "body": "I think they're overdoing it with this test! Besides, we're all alone! Whatcha say, wanna play leapfrog?!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T16:19:28.777-04:00",
    "height": 172,
    "id": 177776,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-15T01:34:48.354-04:00",
    "version": 2,
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  },
  {
    "body": "(I guess there is no need to translate this one! ;-D )",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T16:14:24.643-04:00",
    "height": 48,
    "id": 177775,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T16:14:24.643-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "I suggest you test her along with her best friend Ulysses, oh Zeus!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T16:13:25.874-04:00",
    "height": 170,
    "id": 177774,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T16:13:25.874-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "Shortly thereafter, Aurora is presented to the gods...",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T16:11:16.050-04:00",
    "height": 235,
    "id": 177773,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T16:11:16.050-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "No one is allowed to see what's coming! But don't worry, I'll guide you! First, you need to take a bath...",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:57:35.544-04:00",
    "height": 334,
    "id": 177772,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:57:35.544-04:00",
    "version": 1,
    "width": 850,
    "x": 4801,
    "y": 107
  },
  {
    "body": "Why did you blindfold me, Mom?",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:52:43.724-04:00",
    "height": 160,
    "id": 177771,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:52:43.724-04:00",
    "version": 1,
    "width": 511,
    "x": 4191,
    "y": 99
  },
  {
    "body": "Bring them in!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:51:39.020-04:00",
    "height": 112,
    "id": 177770,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:51:39.020-04:00",
    "version": 1,
    "width": 266,
    "x": 3270,
    "y": 3178
  },
  {
    "body": "She was yellow and he was blue, mighty Zeus!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:50:52.610-04:00",
    "height": 161,
    "id": 177769,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:50:52.610-04:00",
    "version": 1,
    "width": 458,
    "x": 3503,
    "y": 3020
  },
  {
    "body": "Time's up! What were their respective colors?",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:49:05.395-04:00",
    "height": 159,
    "id": 177768,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:49:05.395-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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    "x": 2914,
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  },
  {
    "body": "At Zeus' command, Aurora and Ulysses are led into a room through different entrances...",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:47:39.693-04:00",
    "height": 198,
    "id": 177767,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:47:39.693-04:00",
    "version": 1,
    "width": 1170,
    "x": 2859,
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  },
  {
    "body": "Aurora! Are you being tested too?!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:46:33.084-04:00",
    "height": 123,
    "id": 177766,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T16:16:04.286-04:00",
    "version": 1,
    "width": 451,
    "x": 3460,
    "y": 2158
  },
  {
    "body": "Come on, the gods are waiting!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:43:38.008-04:00",
    "height": 160,
    "id": 177765,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:43:38.008-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "You have to prove at least once that you are capable of putting others’ needs before your own! Only then can Olympus fully rely on you in times of need!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:38:53.610-04:00",
    "height": 351,
    "id": 177764,
    "is_active": true,
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    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:42:28.465-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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    "x": 2972,
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  },
  {
    "body": "But Mom! A whole hourglass! That's FOREVER!! How am I supposed to put up with this without letting someone mount me at least once?! Why on earth?!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:31:46.891-04:00",
    "height": 168,
    "id": 177763,
    "is_active": true,
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    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:31:46.891-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "WHAT?!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:26:44.774-04:00",
    "height": 72,
    "id": 177762,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:26:44.774-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  {
    "body": "A most hard one, my child! For the duration of an hourglass, you must not cuddle, lick, fuck, blow... In short: You must be chaste!!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:25:28.625-04:00",
    "height": 220,
    "id": 177760,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T20:18:10.432-04:00",
    "version": 2,
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  },
  {
    "body": "Is it you, Ulysses?",
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    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:21:31.339-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "What kind of test?",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:21:05.355-04:00",
    "height": 104,
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    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:21:05.355-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "What kind of test?",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:21:04.314-04:00",
    "height": 104,
    "id": 177757,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:21:04.314-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "But first you have to prove you're ready! You will be tested...",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:20:18.899-04:00",
    "height": 152,
    "id": 177756,
    "is_active": true,
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    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:40:51.615-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "Yes, Mother!",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:15:00.568-04:00",
    "height": 104,
    "id": 177755,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:16:33.700-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "The time of maturity is over. For you, the day has come to take resonsibility.",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:14:14.782-04:00",
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    "is_active": true,
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    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:14:14.782-04:00",
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  },
  {
    "body": "Aurora, my dear...",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:08:34.636-04:00",
    "height": 181,
    "id": 177752,
    "is_active": true,
    "post_id": 1496569,
    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:08:34.636-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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  },
  {
    "body": "Aurora, my dear...",
    "created_at": "2026-04-10T15:08:34.590-04:00",
    "height": 181,
    "id": 177751,
    "is_active": true,
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    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:08:34.590-04:00",
    "version": 1,
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    "x": 174,
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  },
  {
    "body": "At Olympus, this heavenly spot of infinite sweetness... We are about to witness an important ritual... Perhaps even the most important event on the Centaurs' calendar!",
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    "height": 364,
    "id": 177750,
    "is_active": true,
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    "updated_at": "2026-04-10T15:39:38.661-04:00",
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