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      "author": "modus_ponens 🍎🐴=🥇🐴",
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      "body": "[@PikeJaw Kantele](/images/3808580#comment_11488590)\r\nYeah that's the joke (I think). To \"do drugs\" with a drug with absolutely zero recreational potential.",
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      "body": "Am I missing something? It's just a mild pain med.",
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    {
      "author": "modus_ponens 🍎🐴=🥇🐴",
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      "body": "Hell yeah let's do ibuprofein together! Do you want to try paracetamol too? Cool kids do paracetamol! Or codeine? Here you go, try it out. Or this oxycontin? Screw it, here's a lighter and an aluminium foil folded for ya, let's make it slide!",
      "created_at": "2026-04-28T22:13:02Z",
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      "body": "Add a Tylenol to round it out. ",
      "created_at": "2026-04-28T18:37:31Z",
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      "body": "Totally back pain ",
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      "body": "We're back pain buddies? ",
      "created_at": "2026-04-28T17:37:01Z",
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      "body": "\"Let's take ibuprofen together, Sugar **Belle**.\"",
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      "updated_at": "2026-04-28T17:07:26Z",
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      "author": "Hydralisk",
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      "body": "Try my recipe boy",
      "created_at": "2026-04-28T17:02:55Z",
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      "image_id": 3808580,
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      "author": "Hydralisk",
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      "body": "2 ibuprofen 5 garlic",
      "created_at": "2026-04-28T17:02:10Z",
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      "updated_at": "2026-04-28T17:02:10Z",
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