{
  "description": "\"Trick or...\"\r\n\"**TRICK!!**\"\r\n\"Wait, what?\"\r\n\r\nI'm not sure if these are actually ghosts, or if somepony is using magic to play a trick.\r\n\r\nThen there's the voodoo doll, which, let's be honest, is something that *usually* gets used to play a trick.\r\n\r\nSo, here I am. Tethered to the ground, inflated until I'm somewhere between \"balloon\" and \"blimp\", and watching that little doll get blown up even rounder, knowing that I'm destined to follow...\r\n\r\nHappy Halloween, I guess? I didn't even get any candy out of this!"
}