{
  "description": "h4. Nestor, the Long-Donged Rape Donkey\n\nOne more Xmas cut for the road until next December, in fact from last December (on my Subscribestar) when some VIP requested… well, a porn parody of Nestor the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey. Pretty sure I did watch the film (it's like a 30 minute made-for-TV flick) but besides a vague memory of religious whiplash at the end, don't remember it as being especially remarkable.\n\nMaybe these days the little guy is making more of a mark in this novel slut-crushing setup though, who knows?\n\nEnjoy!"
}