{
  "description": "⚠️ NOTICE: NEUTRALIZED TRANSMISSION – SAFE TO VIEW ⚠️\r\n\r\nGood news everypony!! 🎉 This video’s memetic effects are totally squashed thanks to:\r\n🎺 A 100% kazoo-powered remix (by ME!)\r\n🎤 Special guest dub from Meatwad (yes, really).\r\n✅ Safety Status: Pinkie-tested, Pinkie-approved!\r\n\r\nAs for the original version, it’s been archived indefinitely and isn’t hosted here for, um, policy reasons. Any copies rumored to exist on “less restrictive” platforms are neither endorsed nor officially acknowledged."
}