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      "body": "Meanwhile. Team Royal Pain becomes Team Slip-N-Slide? :-)\nEdit: Oh right, he's *air* magic, not water magic. Oh well.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"azurephantom100\":/users/89411 said:\nok i feel old now no one is pointing out the celebrity deathmatch reference with the referee\n[/quote]\n\nI had to scroll entirely too far to catch anyone who had gotten that reference ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"dragonbones\":/users/772154 said:\nLove the sass from Birk.\n[/quote]\n\nRight? Feels like he's settling into his role after his teammates put the poor boy through sensory overload. :P",
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      "body": "THE YOINKENING! ",
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      "body": "ok i feel old now no one is pointing out the celebrity deathmatch reference with the referee",
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      "body": "[quote]\"time_wolf\":/users/451973 said:\nFen: \"Omae wa mou shindeiru.\"\nEveyone else: \"NANI??!!\"\n[/quote]\n\nAnd than they start explo...wait...wrong franchise.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"juggernoght9581\":/users/1303318 said:\nWhy do I feel like we're about to hear some cheater accusations...? Something something performance enhancers.\n[/quote]\n\nI wouldn't be surprised by accusations and poor sportsmanship from the other team.\nHowever, given what we know about the rules, if Fen's team gets a yellow card or something, I'm gonna foam at the mouth with rabies.\nthumb #5722314",
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      "body": "Why do I feel like we're about to hear some cheater accusations...? Something something performance enhancers.",
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      "body": "Love the sass from Birk.",
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      "body": "KO through Surprise Roller Skates. A combination of words I never thought would be necessary at any point",
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      "body": "Tits out, fists out",
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      "body": "Missed a perfect opportunity for the skirt of his toga to ride up.\n\nBut I'm sure the victory celebration will be worth it.",
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      "body": "Let's get it on in the most extreme elimination challenge!",
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      "body": "Little kitty REALLY likes to punch things.",
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      "body": "Fen: \"Omae wa mou shindeiru.\"\nEveyone else: \"NANI??!!\"",
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      "body": "*Teleports behind you* Nothing personal kid. ROLLER ROLLA DERBY DA!",
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