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      "body": "I don't know much about Goomba biology. If they are actually fungus, hard pass. Goombella is pretty cute though.",
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      "body": "smash lol",
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      "body": "Smash to atoms ",
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      "body": "I'm game for this.  I like the little fang, that's cute so Smash.",
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      "body": "Soft pass. I'd be friends with them but I probably wouldn't have sex with a goomba.",
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      "body": "Well, Goombella exists, so goombas can be smashable, so...Smash.",
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      "body": "I get the question.\n\nI also played Super Mario Bros. back when it was new, and have clear memories of the fate which awaited most Koopas and Goombas.",
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