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      "body": "Reminder that these guys only exist because some jar brained scientists were bored one day and decided to spend the day gene splicing whatever they could get their hands- I mean claws on.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"typical-sinner\":/users/2342969 said:\nCaught this bastard chewing on my stealth boys again\n[/quote]\n\nNuh-uh",
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