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      "body": "This is probably the most ive laughed while wanking, thanks guy",
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      "body": "[quote]\"redwsl1\":/users/1770395 said:\nthat christian psychology book is goin straight up to heaven\n[/quote]\n\nHe's like a church steeple. The taller his arms become, the closer to god he gets.",
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      "body": "If I ever read Christian Psychology, I'd hide it in a demonic porn book.",
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      "body": "that christian psychology book is goin straight up to heaven",
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      "body": "[quote]\"gravyboat\":/users/84757 said:\nWell [i]I[/i] like it :3\n[/quote]\n\nThank you GravyBoat! :D",
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      "body": "[quote]\"sharkinthepark\":/users/241455 said:\nIn a bad way? 😅 Ah dangit\n\n(It was intended to look like slow motion)\n[/quote]\n\nNot in a bad way it's just it could use a few more frames imo, but I'm not tryna give you shit for it dw",
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      "body": "[quote]\"sharkinthepark\":/users/241455 said:\nIn a bad way? 😅 Ah dangit\n\n(It was intended to look like slow motion)\n[/quote]\n\nWell [i]I[/i] like it :3",
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      "body": "[quote]\"goobie_ii\":/users/1518586 said:\n never seen something look like a genuine attempt at recreating video lag before\n[/quote]\n\nIn a bad way? 😅 Ah dangit\n\n(It was intended to look like slow motion)",
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