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      "body": "So are they the top or the bottom?",
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      "body": "Does this count as autofellatio? ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"maroc\":/users/489087 said:\nTheir costume implies they have ball bones\n[/quote]\n\nTo be fair, There is probably a lot of calcium there. ",
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      "body": "The cat is big boned, and so is the pumpkin",
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      "body": "[quote]\"raddish\":/users/1462661 said:\nCould I possibly make out with the pumpkin while this is happening?\n[/quote]\n\nOral with extra steps",
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      "body": "[quote]\"maroc\":/users/489087 said:\nTheir costume implies they have ball bones\n[/quote]\n\nAre you saying you don't have ball bones?",
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