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      "body": "[quote]\"aurienkahateni\":/users/302991 said:\nFrankly I'd rather be the one causing the bed to bounce. Thrusting hard.\n[/quote]\n\nCan I help",
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      "body": "[quote]\"flumffderg\":/users/1281090 said:\nAm I the only one that finds the noise of the bed creaking to make sex scenes even more hot???\n[/quote]\n\nSame here, gotta try introducing this as a tag now <w<",
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      "body": "[quote]\"businessisbrowsing\":/users/1073740 said:\nI'd rather not be subjected to enormous amounts of kinetic energy when that thing inevitably breaks.\n[/quote]\n\nSo you wouldn't wanna have two huge furry ladies fall on top of you while they go at it? Must just be a me thing...",
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      "body": "[quote]\"thabunboi\":/users/964009 said:\nDoes anyone else wanna be the one under the bed? Orrrrr just me?\n[/quote]\n\nI'd rather not be subjected to enormous amounts of kinetic energy when that thing inevitably breaks.",
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