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      "body": "This is a certified furry classic \n\n[quote]\"shapie\":/users/739774 said:\nHow many times have \"Meet the spy\" has been spoofed here?\n[/quote]\n\nThat'll depend on how much numbers you know how to count individually",
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      "body": "THERE I AM, GARY! THERE I AM!",
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      "body": "Note for editors: Create new tag called Cool stuff, shows up any time the words \"cool stuff\" show up in sequence. let this post be the first.",
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      "body": "For some odd reason I want to see more of these",
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      "body": "Always glad to see some shitposts lol",
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      "body": "There's always moments on this site where I'm laughing.\nThis is one of them.",
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      "body": "Smash_killSpark-ogg my beloved",
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      "body": "Moar!",
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      "body": "Just like old times again.",
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      "body": "I remember that basically this audio is from Virginia clan or something like those similar videos actually I wonder what happened to them did they just abandon or something else?",
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      "body": "I love this kinda fun shit! Just good fun for it's own sake!",
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    {
      "body": "wait... thats shotgun reloading is from the Knuckblaster?",
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      "body": "After years in this fandom, I continue to be surprised by the infinite creativity and alcohol that can go into things like this ._.",
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      "body": "I have a working theory that `equine_penis` counts as its own size category. A lot of posts with them lack other applicable size tags like `big_penis` or greater.",
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      "body": "ABSOLUTE CINEMA ",
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      "body": "Oh lmfao my 5 things comment was added. Thats fucking funny. I didnt get many upvotes on that comment, so im happy jarlium at least enjoyed it i guess. ",
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      "body": "this is amazing",
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      "body": "[quote]\"bizquit\":/users/1389596 said:\nEyy i remember those videos but i cant find them anywhere </3\n[/quote]\n\nGo eat a towel’s 4chan vids are still up on YouTube, the first one that shows up when you search his name is the 40k collab one he did with alfabusa, I believe all his videos are age restricted though",
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    {
      "body": "This is a quality shitpost.",
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      "body": "Oh? A sequel?!",
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      "body": "[quote]\"bongbong\":/users/2140789 said:\nHoly shit blast from the past “go eat a towel” video style on e621\n[/quote]\n\nEyy i remember those videos but i cant find them anywhere </3",
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      "body": "Holy shit blast from the past “go eat a towel” video style on e621",
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      "body": "That was beautiful 🥲",
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      "body": "All that and it only took one condom to make the whole video :3 , Now I'm looking for the images~",
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      "body": "Eyyy, it's me! (0:39) I did not expect to make it into one of these vids, so that sure brightened up my evening.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"windywhirls\":/users/1881835 said:\nAbsolute cinema\n[/quote]\n\n*skinema",
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      "body": "Absolute fucking peak as always, thanks Jarlium!",
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      "body": "Doing my part and letting someone take the your mother line",
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      "body": "Thank you for making this. Gave me a smile.",
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      "body": "Absolute Cinema 🖐️😐🖐️",
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