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      "body": "[quote]\"cleaningcaptain\":/users/483556 said:\nFirst make sure that you're not her only possible source of food in this labyrinth before you start getting thirsty.\n[/quote]\n\nAnd if you are, what the hell are you gonna do about it, we can’t beat her… and that guy probably wouldn’t protest.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"romus42\":/users/78038 said:\nGet lost in her... eyes.\n[/quote]\n\nFirst make sure that you're not her only possible source of food in this labyrinth before you start getting thirsty.",
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      "body": "[quote]she finds you after you get lost in her labyrinth... what do you do?[/quote]\n\nGet lost in her... eyes.",
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