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      "body": "[quote]\"hunter_of_monsters\":/users/665264 said:\nShould I be concerned that my bed is moderate on the gay-o-meter?\n[/quote]\n\nThere's [i]absolutely nothing[/i] to worry about, as long as you're not in a [b]high[/b] gayness location.\n\nSo don't accidentally join a pride parade while you're horny, and you should be golden.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"crazys959\":/users/1631312 said:\n*lying with friend on bed in a closet of a sauna*\nAh, yes, it shouldn't be gay if we had sex now!\n[/quote]\n\nDon't you love science??? Amazing!",
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      "body": "Should I be concerned that my bed is moderate on the gay-o-meter?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"sharkinthepark\":/users/241455 said:\n[i]You have obtained :[/i] The broken homodetector! [sub]It never indicates above 0.[/sub]\n[/quote]\n\n*lying with friend on bed in a closet of a sauna*\nAh, yes, it shouldn't be gay if we had sex now!",
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      "body": "[quote]\"titionred\":/users/79870 said:\nCan Locations stack? Like hypothetically if I get my back blown out in the Closet of a Sauna/Gym on top of the bed I put there for... night recovery purposes. Would it be moderately gay location or am I in the clear... hypothetically?\n \n[/quote]\n\nHello TitionRed,\n\nThe \"gay flux\" is additive, however it is not linear. The required algebra is taught in higher level courses. For now, you can simply use Dr Knot's [b]homodetector[/b] to evaluate the gayness at a given location.\n\n[i]You have obtained :[/i] The broken homodetector! [sub]It never indicates above 0.[/sub]",
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