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      "body": "Kit... you gonna....do something?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"blueacresforest\":/users/2104783 said:\nwhy doesnt kit just put out the fire \n[/quote]\n\ncheck his pupils\n\nhe's enjoying himself",
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