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      "body": "[quote]\"iamomega\":/users/915693 said:\nWell it's the shortening of a word or a group of words by the omission of a sound or letter\n\n[/quote]\n\nOkay now here's some N O T E S!",
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      "body": "Absolute peak cinema. Keep up the good work😊👍",
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