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      "body": "Oh huff, this is kinda precious. ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"silver_mark_wind\":/users/647535 said:\nTime is a valuable thing ⏳️\n[/quote]\n\nWatch it fly by as the pendulum swings,",
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      "body": "Anyone know why the gif breaks when you try to download it? Just curious.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"canderz\":/users/763376 said:\nALL I KNOW\n[/quote]\n\nTime is a valuable thing ⏳️",
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      "body": "[quote]\"taitiustehsergal\":/users/1383610 said:\nTo explain in due time\n[/quote]\n\nALL I KNOW",
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      "body": "[quote]\"lil-shifting~\":/users/767774 said:\nKeep that in mind, I designed this rhyme 🗣\n[/quote]\n\nTo explain in due time",
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      "body": "[quote]\"tamaraw\":/users/518512 said:\nIt Doesn't even matter how hard you tried🎵\n[/quote]\n\nKeep that in mind, I designed this rhyme 🗣",
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      "body": "The NEED from this lad ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"heretofav\":/users/1538420 said:\nIts starts with one thing, and i dont know why\n[/quote]\n\nIt Doesn't even matter how hard you tried🎵",
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      "body": "[quote]\"covargo\":/users/275457 said:\nSo close yet so far.\n[/quote]\n\nIf only that short fence (that he could probably jump over) wasn't in the way.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"dr_peeper\":/users/716427 said:\nAnd yet so hard.\n[/quote]\n\nIts starts with one thing, and i dont know why",
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      "body": "[quote]\"covargo\":/users/275457 said:\nSo close yet so far.\n[/quote]\n\nAnd yet so hard.",
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      "body": "Aww let the poor boy have his fun!",
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