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      "body": "I mean her dad isn't wrong :3c",
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      "body": "Body positivity <3",
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      "body": "What joker flagged this as human-like? Did they not see the nose, or do they just not understand how the blacklist works?",
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      "body": "My kinda dad",
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      "body": "Hehe, that's real nice sweetie! *Immediately calls CPS*",
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      "body": "Imagine your dad tells you your body's dogshit instead like, bro, I got it from you, dumbass",
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      "body": "Everyone get your likes in before the comments become a mess",
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      "body": "Your daddy is a man of culture.",
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      "body": "Cute!! ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"shinyki77en\":/users/2351358 said:\nAdorable, and the comments should be fun \n[/quote]\n\nyeah...the comments would be reeeeeeeal \"fun\"",
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