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      "body": "[quote]\"ih8taxes\":/users/2241708 said:\nI love how the community's instantaneous first thought was:\n\n> looks at rosary necklace\n> \"anal beads\"\n[/quote]\n\nThat was unironically the first thing I thought of when I saw the rosary string.",
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      "body": "Somehow I did not think of this lol",
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      "body": "[quote]\"ih8taxes\":/users/2241708 said:\nI love how the community's instantaneous first thought was:\n\n> looks at rosary necklace\n> \"anal beads\"\n[/quote]\n\nI mean, there must be a reason why they're so popular among regular bugs",
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