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      "body": "he will just come back but why did you make this. Is this a kink?",
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      "body": "She can heal from that. You can't exactlt kill death either, so if anything they just pissed her off",
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      "body": "[quote]\"voidhart\":/users/1940282 said:\nAlso closed jaw showing he's still alive just likely in a bit of pain \n[/quote]\n\n'tis but a flesh wound ",
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      "body": "happy late birthday",
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      "body": "[quote]\"yeetyama\":/users/987193 said:\nOddly it shouldn't, iron maidens were designed to pierce into non-fatal points in the body. Not saying he'll live long after but it should at least be awhile before he's dead and gone\n[/quote]\n\nAlso closed jaw showing he's still alive just likely in a bit of pain ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"sam's\":/users/2086143 said:\nYou didn't have to kill him :_\n[/quote]\n\nOddly it shouldn't, iron maidens were designed to pierce into non-fatal points in the body. Not saying he'll live long after but it should at least be awhile before he's dead and gone",
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      "body": "Happy Birthday stranger! I don't even remeber mine.",
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      "body": "happy birthday shug!\ni hope it goes well for you <3",
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      "body": "I guess he regrets not having let Narinder to sacrifice him.",
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      "body": "You didn't have to kill him :_",
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