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      "body": "Good dad ❤️",
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      "body": "[quote]\"phantomsatyr\":/users/2266998 said:\noh no im saying hes not even dead, not a lot of proof of his death in general suprisingy!\n[/quote]\n\nYeah, that's why I also said \"allegedly\".",
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      "body": "[quote]\"averagecubenjoyer\":/users/534467 said:\nAllegedly he went out on his own terms.\n[/quote]\n\noh no im saying hes not even dead, not a lot of proof of his death in general suprisingy!",
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      "body": "[quote]\"phantomsatyr\":/users/2266998 said:\nwell the guy who owned some islands who held them the most is dead\n...allegedly.\n[/quote]\n\nAllegedly he went out on his own terms.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"snowyrobj\":/users/594679 said:\nHow do I get invited to these kinds of pool parties?\n[/quote]\n\nwell the guy who owned some islands who held them the most is dead\n...allegedly.",
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      "body": "How do I get invited to these kinds of pool parties?",
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      "body": "Oh godddd, i hope she reaches her hand further and grabs his hand!",
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